HRH and the impossibly beautiful Lady Melbourne have spent the past FOUR days holed up in Sydney in an epic blog-love coma! Last night and on the verge of both requiring liver transplants, we decided...
Logging onto the information super highway this morning, Imelda was greeted by news so diabolical, Yum Yum - sensing what was about to go down – committed seppuku. Correction, she ‘attempted’ seppeuk...
Miuccia’s S/S11 collection has meet with mixed (and somewhat brutal) reviews over at The Fashion Spot. But from HRH has seen, Prada’s 20’s inspired woven leather Mary Jane’s in tasty Liquorice Allsor...
Earlier today the Despotic Queen tumbled out of her crypt to cast her peepers over Frida Giannini’s S/S 11 collection of stitts. Hmmm, I thunk to myself, did I mistakenly teleported myself back into ...
This morning East Sydney TAFE graduate Erin Bruce, wooed the Despotic Queen with a promising A/W 11 collection of peep toe sandals, two-tone pumps, ankle and ¾ boots – which, incidentally were inspir...
With the Despotic Queen busy tending to her too-legit-to-quit business activities, the rough ‘n' tumble of NYFW has all but slipped through my gnarly talons of tyranny. But in all honesty, aside...
The Despotic Queen is pleased to report that approx 12am AEST rising footwear star Carrie Cooper will make her New York Fashion Week debut for New Zealand based label Karen Walker. Before jetting off...
click to enlarge The moment Lady Melbourne touched down in Sydney, the Despotic Queen slipped her trotters into a pair of Elliot Ward-Fear’s model slaying stitts (which according to the soon-to-be ta...
Anna&BoyLast night HRH joined two of Australian fashion’s hautest new superstars, Elliot Ward-Fear and PR wunderkind Candice Wyman to help GQ associate editor Mitchell Oakley Smith celebra...
It’s a new season and those stank-ass lazy fucks from Tony Bianco are neck-deep in swamp of fuckery and knock-offs, again! Before some sassy-mouthed Imeldette posts a comment along the lines of ‘Imel...
While I might have taken a two (or three…) month’s break to concentrate on matters of the heart, no one else can catch literary lightening in the bottle like the Despotic Queen! A 3-month absence mig...
This afternoon Anthony Capon made a promising RAFW debut with a bold Egyptian themed collection. Capon who won Season Two of Project Runway, further impressed the Despotic Queen by presenting a tight...
Terry Biviano “Dion Lee’s heel will be the death of me,” sighs a slightly frazzled Terry Biviano on the eve of her RAFW comeback. Biviano is of course referring to the shoes she and Lee have collabor...
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I can't be 100% certain (since Imelda binned the show notes) so she’s hoping these nubuck wedges, are in fact from Story by Tang and not a cluster fuck of mid-market chicanery…as they’re HRH'...
If Elliott Ward-Fear (yes, that’s his real name) is nervous about making his RAFW debut next week, the designer showed no sign of it yesterday as he shot a conceptual video presentation of his RAFW d...
Raphael Young S/S 10 / Special Order Only Needless to say, Yum Yum and Jesusa-Rizalina are scrapping over Imelda’s soiled petty pants. The Despotic Queen suggests you make haste (to Young’s website) ...
A few weeks ago, HRH received a curious email titled "Imelda’s Soundtrack Surely". Thinking it had been sent by a former cronie clambering for a piece of the Despotic Queen now that I’m a &...
When word first reached the Despotic Queen’s ears that former Imelda’s Designer of the Year, Camilla Skovgaard was due to embark on her first pilgrimage (to the Palace of Despotism), I ordered Yum Yu...
I’m not about to get all up in your grills with mah personal shiz but I do feel compelled to acknowledge the shady reportage around these parts . In return for your continued patience here...
It was only Day 3 of ‘IMELDA / 2010’ and everyones nerves, including HRH’s, were at breaking point. “You imperious bitch!” thundered my ungrateful daughter Imee, before storming out of the Despotic Q...
It’s the calorie laden question that has sent some Sydney’s bloggers bum-rushing (pun so intended) the nearest colonic treatment facility. Three weeks before RAFW, who sent the pecan pie?
After two weeks with nary a peep Imelda says, ‘Buckle up bitches, because the Despotic Queen is on the hustle’ Yes, my most beloved Imeldettes, HRH is once again making a mockery of the Repub...
If you’re following Imelda on Twitter or Facebook then there’s a pretty good chance you’ve heard about my new project, The Style Tyrant. If like the Despotic Queen’s good friend, Sal McGraw from Alre...
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