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CMTs Next Big Comic

Great News!I have been selected as a finalist for the title of CMTs Next Big Comic! Voting starts Feb.6 and will continue every day until a winner is named! Each week a few will be eliminated, so...

Last few weekends...

At the Funnybone with Michael Palasak and Darell Joyce.Also performed with Vic Henley and Mike Berlon at Go Bananas and with Ben Moore and Cameron Esposito at The Comedy Attic. Not Pictured. ......

New Video

I got hammered and made this parody video. The other video has 8 million views. I have 21. Please share with your friends!

I come to win

I am an extremely competitive person. Its a blessing and a curse; blessing to me because I always win and a curse to you because I will always win. Boom. Sorry for the trash talk, its part of the...

21 day style challenge

I made a 21 day style challenge to see what type of dresser I really am. No repeating of tops or bottoms, no buying new clothes, no planning outfits in advance. It turns out that I wear a lot of...

It appears to be a hit

Rooftop Comedy posted a clip of mine on Youtube. It got over 1,000 hits in 24 hours. I think its because of what they named it...What do you think?

Oh Oh El Lay

After spending 4 wonderful days in San Francisco, I drove to Los Angeles. Hollywood! What I have always dreamed of! Lets do this!First, I needed to get all of the touristy stuff out of the way. I...

Alcatraz and China Town

A trip to San Francisco cant be complete without a visit to China Town. Okay, it CAN be complete, but it shouldnt. People say to go to China Town for the shopping. There are a lot of great deals. I...

Be sure to wear, some flowers in your hair

San Francisco! Finally!!

Its Up to You

Awww, hello friends! Did you miss me?You didnt?Well, that kind of rude.I know I havent written in a while and its because Ive been extremely lazy busy. I spent last weekend in New York City on the...

I got a new headshot

The one on the left is Christina Applegate. OR IS IT? Dun Dun Duhhhh!

Throwback Photo Friday

Henry Winkler, just being himself. flowers from my sisters wedding Ripleys Museum in Times Square

Monday Quote

Throwback Photo Friday

The Chicago River on St. Patricks Day Fort Worth, Texas on the day after Christmas Menu in Milwaukee

Last weekend...

Last weekend I got to do a show in this revamped old theatre in Elizabethtown, Kentucky. It was a beautiful building and I could not stop taking pictures of it. They also played old movies there...

My favorite Blondes

I watch a lot of movies. I often find myself quoting the most obscure scene from a semi-obscure movie and then looking around wondering why no one knows what I am talking about. Corn nuts!!!! I...

The Great Debate

cut it or keep it? what do you think?

The great debate

I cant decided if I should cut my hair. What do you think? Long, or short? I will probably end up deleting this post anyway.

Monday Quote (anxious Sunday edition)

Throwback Photo Friday (lazy Saturday edition)

written by the edge of the Cumberland waterfall drying my hands at the 30STM concertOne of Underbellys first shows

Free Fallin

Ive always have dreams where I fall out of the sky. I usually wake up sweaty and in a panic with my heart racing. Last night I had a dream where I was falling and I landed on the ground...

Monday Quote

Throwback Photo Friday

Findlay Market Spicestaken with my lomo camera a beautiful quote found on a rock in Memphis

An Open Letter of Apology to Phil Collins

Dear Mr. Collins,Hello. I hope you are doing well being all famous and stuff. That must be super fun.Let me cut to the chase. There is a photo on the side of my page, which reads: No Phil...

Monday Quote

Throwback Photo Friday

Girl Talk concertStonehenge, Winter 2007St. Patricks, New York Citymy favorite mustache photos of all time

Lessons from a 4 year old

I spent last Saturday with my nieces. For privacy reasons, I shall refer to them as Thing 1 and Thing 2. While the 6 year old (Thing 1) is independent the 4 year old (Thing 2) loves to rely on me,...

Last Weekend...

Quote Monday... on Tuesday