In this edition of “Ask the Cuntessa” a Depraved Virgin wants to know if she should break her hymen with a guy who only wants her for her untouched vag. “I’m a 25-year-old vir...
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Remember when you totally made out with your girlfriend just to get that dirty sexy guy at the bar to go home with you? But then he ended up going home with your girlfriend? Yeah, that happened. So t...
Girls are always asking me whether or not that drinks/coffee/dinner/movie “thing” they went on was a date. So I made this handy reference guide and put it in my new book, out next week. Y...
Ever since I started blogging about how I was playing for the other team (you know, giving advice to guys), I’ve been inundated with e-mails from guys who want to know how to approach a Deprave...
The book is now available online! You can order a copy of yours HERE!
“Thank God for women like you. Gives me something to do in that long period before I meet a woman I respect.” – A Reader Do you have a question or comment? E-mail me: thegirlsguid...
Dennis Hopper, completely depraved, in Blue Velvet. Need I say more?
If you’ve been following this blog, you know that “bangover” is one of my favorite phrases (as well as my favorite ailment!) I’ve finally written a definition for what I̵...
You know how they say sex is like pizza? Even when it’s bad it’s still good? Well, apparently, this does not apply to BJs. Last night my friend L was telling this horrible story about a...
I started my day off with a bang. Looks like it’s going to end with one, too. Gotta love Saturdays!
Ladies, have you ever sat around waiting for some dick to show up only to be flaked on? Well, if you ever wondered why, here’s a very scientific (not really) pie chart to tell you why your pie...
It’s time for another round of “Ask the Cuntessa”, and this week’s question comes from a woman who’s inexperienced in the ways of depravity! “I was recently dumped...
When you have a lot of sex you tend to take a lot of showers. I guess that’s why my dirty snatch is squeaky clean.
If you ever wondered why some women seem to have a magic vag, one that can get any guy they want, wonder no more. From the book The Girls Guide to Depravity, copyright Running Press Book Publishers.
Just got my first advance copy of the book! If you want to be one of the first people to have The Girl’s Guide to Depravity, pre-order it on Amazon today!
My gynecologist recently told me my vag hole was unusually close to my butt hole. And I thought all those guys were lying when they told me they just “accidentally” slipped it in my ass.
One of the biggest issues affecting Depraved Girls today is the lack of fuck-conscious men. Sure, stereotypically, it’s the men who beg and plead the women to bone them, but in my experience (...
I used to think it would be impossible to have sex with someone I didn’t love. But then I turned thirteen.
Now that I’m opening up the blog to viewer questions, I’m getting all sorts of doozies — everything from how to approach girls in bars to how to have anal without pooping (enema, da...
It’s so surreal to see something on television that actually happened to you IRL.
There’s always gonna be some bitch who’s hotter or taller or has a nicer ass than you, but while you can’t compete with genetics (or surgical enhancements) you can beat them with yo...
Hey, all you gluttonous New Yorkers! The beautiful Sally Golan, star of The Girl’s Guide to Depravity on Cinemax, is hosting a Guilty Pleasure party at the NYC Museum of Sex Thursday, March 29...
That awkward moment at the party when your gay best friend is showing you pictures of dicks on his iPhone and you have to pretend to be scandalized in front of your uptight co-worker.
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