I am a girl in her early-mid thirties from small-town Oklahoma, transplanted into Arkansas almost ten years ago when I married. I am a Christian first and foremost. Then, I am a wife to an electrical engineer (AKA a sparky or Oompa Loompa of Science) whom I refer to as either "B" or "Sheldon" here. I am the mother to a precious, precocious toddler I call either Ladybug or Firecracker, and dog-mom to Lucy the golden retriever and Dory (Dorothy Gale) the rescued Labrador / golden retriever mix. I'm a very what-you-see-is-what-you-get kind of person. I don't like false smiles or false compliments. I like to find the funny and absurd in this world and also the good. I hope you enjoy reading my blog.