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Stay at Home Momma takes a chance on herself and her writing. In a confessional like setting, I'm laughing at myself and crying for my former self. It's just another day of being a mom and loving my kids.

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It's Getting Hot in here {and my kids are crazy}

This is a sponsored post, but the opinions are all my own. It's not even June and yet, Fresno has blessed us with some 100 degree days. And while I'm sure there are some mid west and east coast...

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Ready to Rock...

The hiatus was shorter than expected. That's because I have so much to tell you and so much to share. So for today, I'll be brief. Pictures courtesy of Lora I'm right behind Summer in the stripes,...

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Mother's Day {Friday Funnies}

source It's almost Mother's Day, and I'm not here to pat myself on the back. I'm here to share some of the funny things I've discovered about motherhood. Motherhood is a crap shoot. Some days it's...

May 10, 2013 Like 1 person likes this

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Hiatus

This post started as a Coffee Date to link up. Then I thought I might turn it into a Hello Monday. Then I decided to just post it as it. My life has been full. To the brim with work, home,...

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It's OK {confessions}

It's OK that this post has been in my drafts for almost 2 weeks. It's OK that instead of setting it up to publish earlier I watched the Mindy Project and Call the Midwife while Mac napped and the...

May 2, 2013 Like 1 person likes this

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Dear Mr. Crutchfield {Happy Anniversary}

Dear Mr. Crutchfield, I regret to inform you that this is a post about you. In the past I know that you have taken issue with posts of this nature. My sincerest apologies, however today is our...

Apr 30, 2013 Like 1 person likes this

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Store Bought Cakes {Mac turns three}

Store bought cakes do not a bad mother make. Let's say it again. Store bought cakes do not a bad mother make. It's the truth. Or so I keep telling myself. This was the first year that I let...

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Dear Mac {You're Three}

Dear Mac, Today you are three. And it's really hard for Mommy to wrap her head around that. You are my baby. The one that saved me. I'm so glad I was blessed with you. I adore your bad attitude....

Apr 26, 2013 Like 1 person likes this

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The quest to be mom

I spend the majority of time in this place writing about my trials in motherhood. I complain about whinny crying babies. I complain about sleepless nights, early mornings, potty training, and poop....

Apr 25, 2013 Like 1 person likes this

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When motherhood gives you the finger

In my mind there are days when motherhood resembles the main character in Juno. Sarcastic, witty, and just on the edge of being a bitch. It's like no matter what you do, motherhood/Juno has a...

Apr 24, 2013 Like 1 person likes this

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Hello Monday {sarcastically}

Hello 5:15 am. Which should have really been 5 am but I hit the snooze. Do you realize how hard it is for me to get up, 5:15? Even the sun is still asleep. Hello overgrown eyebrows and puffy bags....

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Baby we were born to run....

Wednesday I figured out why I couldn't write a single thing. I had Boston on my mind and in my heart. The senselessness of it all. One minute everyone is celebrating a major milestone, a 26 mile...

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Thursday Therapy

pinterest Last night I went to bed. I didn't check Instagram one last time. I didn't go on Pinterest for an extra laugh. I didn't turn on the new for more marathon coverage. I just went to bed....

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Decisions

What was the biggest decision you had to make when you entered motherhood? Was it to breastfeed or not to breastfeed? Was it to cloth diaper? Was it about co-sleeping or ferberizing? All big...

Apr 16, 2013 Like 2 people like this

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Is there a price tag? {Life Lately}

These moments are what I will miss most when I'm at work. Days spent at home with my girls, are days that I have taken advantage. Granted I've always known how lucky and blessed I have been to get...

Apr 15, 2013 Like 1 person likes this

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Missing in action {InstaFriday}

Last weekend I was part of the Instagram outage. I've got to confess I freaked a little. We were out and about as a family on a Sunday. That's kind of rare in this family considering most Sundays...

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How a book established a friendship

Last week I posted this picture in Instagram. It was and is a lovely book. A treasure in my eyes. It's the book that Julia Child and Louisette and Simone are working on in Julie and Julia. A movie...

Apr 11, 2013 Like 1 person likes this

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Twitter will not destroy my marriage

There has been great debate around these parts that Twitter, nay, blogging and social media will be the demise of my marriage. I kid you not. My devotion to my blog, my tweeps, the Instagram...

Apr 10, 2013 Like 2 people like this

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Good Daddies

Have I ever mentioned that my girls have a good Daddy? They do. And it's not because I want something or I did something that I'm writing this post. Ok, maybe it is, but I just wanted to say for...

Apr 9, 2013 Like 2 people like this

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The day my Instagram died.

You've got to be kidding me right now... I'm in mourning over here. Don't you dare laugh, as one of my favorite social media apps has gone and died on me. As of yesterday at 12:30 pm my Instagram...

Apr 9, 2013 Like 1 person likes this

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Today {coffee date}

Today is one of those days. Today is one of those days that I really want a tea from Starbucks. Like in the old days. Where the first drink reassured me that everything was going to be ok. That I...

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Wore {Artsy Anthropology}

If you guys have been following me on Instagram, then I'm sure you have seen my new Artsy Anthropology clutch. How can I put into words how much I love this clutch. I can't. Not really. All I can...

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Things I love {Trendy Little Link Up}

I love that this gal has style all her own. I love that this one always says, "Too many pictures, Mommy!". I love that this one begged for the frog basket, and that she actually posed. I love that...

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Full {Life Lately}

Ice cream lunches. When a 2 year old hands you a fake sundae, you better eat up. First time hula hooping. She did excellent. Cousins make the best bunnies. Life lately has been full. I don't want...

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The Lie

Wednesday March 27th, 2013 marked the first big lie. Told to me, by Miss Caitlin, age five, with corroborators. It really isn't the nature of the lie, just the fact that it's the first big whopper,...

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We have to save each other {the one about Cynthia}

A note before we begin. I did not know Cynthia Wachenheim personally. I don't know her family or her friends. I was just so moved and saddened by her story, that I had to write something. It may be...

Mar 28, 2013 Like 1 person likes this

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A New 365 Day Journey

I turned 35 today. I'm writing this Tuesday night in the quiet of my living room. My living room! On my new Chromebook. It's what I've been dreaming about for a while. To write when ever and where...

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Turning 35 {Life Lately}

Tomorrow or today, depending on when you are reading, I'm turning 35. This has scared me for a while since it's become obvious to me that soon I'll be 40. But If I really slow down, really think...

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It's a Birthday Party! {plus a gift for you}

Who knew there were so many March babies in bloggy land. I was so lucky to cross paths with Colletta from Colletta's Kitchen Sink. She leaves the most wonderful comments here and I was pleasantly...

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It's Getting Hot in here {and my kids are crazy}

Ready to Rock...

Mother's Day {Friday Funnies}

Hiatus

It's OK {confessions}

Dear Mr. Crutchfield {Happy Anniversary}

Store Bought Cakes {Mac turns three}

Dear Mac {You're Three}

The quest to be mom

When motherhood gives you the finger

Hello Monday {sarcastically}

Baby we were born to run....

Thursday Therapy

Decisions

Is there a price tag? {Life Lately}

Missing in action {InstaFriday}

How a book established a friendship

Twitter will not destroy my marriage

Good Daddies

The day my Instagram died.

Today {coffee date}

Wore {Artsy Anthropology}

Things I love {Trendy Little Link Up}

Full {Life Lately}

The Lie

We have to save each other {the one about Cynthia}

A New 365 Day Journey

Turning 35 {Life Lately}

It's a Birthday Party! {plus a gift for you}

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