Where have all the true deepthroaters gone? When properly performed, it is a thing of beauty to watch. But all I see these days is face-fucking, gagging, spitting, and puking, and calling it deepthroat. Oh, cocks may go in deep, but most are cheating, using camera angles to make it look authentic. Rarely is seen a woman who can open her throat and take her man all the way to the balls, a la Linda Lovelace and CJ Laing. *sigh*
Inspired by early David Letterman broadcasts, I call it “stupid dick tricks.” And they’re totally unexciting to me.