WTF?! Wednesday
Happy Wednesday! I hope this short holiday week is flying by for everyone. USA soccer team may have lost yesterday but we still have a lot of things to be proud of.
So let’s dry our tears and get to the crazy things happening off the soccer field….
A hospital in China has introduced an automatic sperm extractor. The customizable massage tube can be adjusted to the users height, frequency, amplitude and temperature (eewww). As someone that already finds peeing in a cup to be extremely awkward, this makes my skin crawl.
A few weeks ago Scout Willis wondered around NYC topless to protest Instagram’s no nipple policy (/because she wants a lot of attention) and now women are wearing nipple bikinis to express their frustration about the double standard that men can go topless whenever they please. I’m all for some girl power but I am just not getting this one….
A little while ago rapper, Christ Bearer, got high on PCP and cut off his penis then jumped off a balcony. Wait, more crazy is coming…now he wants to show the world that his junk is all healed by filming a porno. Stories like this make me really embarrassed to live in America.
While being a creeper and setting up a camera in the women’s locker room of a Massachusetts Planet Fitness, dumbo accidentally filmed himself making it really easy for cops to find him.
Anyone else bummed about yesterday’s game?
What has you saying WTF?! lately?
