Cartoon | Yes. It really happened.
Yes. This really happened. Don't be judgey.
This blog post is dedicated to my sweet lovely brother, who messaged me to say, "When are you going to post another cartoon with just a random story?" Well, dear brother - here you have a story... and I'm sure one that you probably wish you didn't know.
But you asked for it.
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So the other day (last week) I was having some severe sinus/nose/ear issues. I spent almost two days feeling like I was completely underwater and not able to hear anything clearly. After two days of having severely impaired hearing, you start to panic and hopelessly wonder if you and your useless ears are going to be stuck in the underworld forever. You start feeling pretty damn desperate. I decided to recruit some help:
"I need your help! I'm DOOMED! I can't go on living like this!"
(i'm only slightly less dramatic in real life)
So there we were on a Saturday afternoon, standing in our kitchen, me holding my breath, blowing through my blocked nose with husband attached by his mouth to my ear, suctioning my eardrums.
Please note: The original credit for the above quote belongs to Robert Fulghum. My whole life I have believed it to originate from Dr. Seuss - so thank you to Gee Gee (in the comments below) for pointing me to that! We all know How I feel about plagiarism.
Happy Wednesday everyone -
I wish you all a POWER DAY!
