This is Tully

This is Tully, the man with the leaking eyeballs. For $15 he will come to your house and mourn whatever you think isn't getting the mourning it deserves! That bum rip in your favourite jeans (Nooo), more corn chips but no more dip (WHY!)... or he'll sit beside your bed and weep with you while you press snooze for what you know must be the seventh, and final time this morning.