Käärme recently got an email. It was from a young elite punk named Wes Linkenhoger. We did a little investigation, and we are led to believe that this is Wes Linkenhoger:a true ass punk in his 2010 Municipal Waste shirt.And this is his facebook.In summation, Wes was extraordinarily enraged by our Living Dead vest, pictured above. He was so enraged, in fact, that he demanded we take the vest down:We thought a little bit, and then decided our response was not good enough for Wes. The energy put into Wes message (made EVIDENT BY ALL CAPS) warranted something much, much more.But in fact guys, Wes is right. We have been lying to you all. First off, I am a fake ass juggalo faggot. The girl depicted on this site is a close friend of mine who was willing to pose for photos at my whim. I personally apologize for the years of deception, and I plan to continue blogging, but now I will blog as my actual self, and I hope to help other juggalo faggots to grow & improve their juggalo faggot attire. Wes is correct on another point: the vest is fake, for the simple reason that he did not make it. As a matter of fake, all vests that are not made by Wes Linkenhoger DIY, LLC are not actual vests. They are mere illusions. We will keep the vest on our web shop because we are fake punk (juggalo) faggots and just want to look cool, but be assured that it is not a real vest, and if you are seen wearing it by a real punk rocker, you will spontaneously GO UP IN FLAMES. However, the other fake ass punk garbage on the Käärme webshop is real, tangible apparel.Wes Linkenhoger: the man who invented vests.In all sincerity, Wes Linkenhoger is our new favorite patron, for being the most true punk rocker alive. We will continue to hear Wes voice and take his suggestions and someday, maybe, we can offer you real punk clothing. For the time being, you will just have to buy our fake ass garbage, but remember, it is only for 1) faggots 2) juggalos and 3) fake punks. Feel free to contact Wes at
[email protected] or via his facebook with his due praise for preserving the punk rock community, and share your responses here or on the Käärme facebook.