Werble, werble, bleep-bleep, boop!
Werble, werble, bleep-bleep, boop!
Oh! That’s the beautiful sound of the Dupe Alert 3000, an advanced, cutting-edge alarm system I secretly acquired from Cyberdyne Systems this week.
Shh… Don’t tell anyone, but I keep it in my office right next to the cat treats, and it chimes whenever a drugstore product that could pass for a more expensive product is in its proximity.
Today it was Covergirl’s $5 Cheekers Blush in Soft Sable that set it off. Soft Sable is a peachy brown with shimmer that could easily stand in for Benefit’s $28 Boxed Blush in Dallas.
To the blush snobs, don’t knock it ’til you try it. Soft Sable buffs more easily than a bodybuilder and blends beautifully. When I wear it, I can usually go six or seven hours between touch-ups.
Plus, and this is my favorite part, it’s only $5.
Dispatch your personal robot assistant to the nearest drugstore or Ulta to find it. It’s also available online.
Werble, werble, bleep-bleep, boop!