In Memoriam

Macbook Aluminum Unibody passed away on Friday morning at the age of 6 (which we all know is like 50 in technology years). After surviving processor upgrade surgery last year, the rainbow wheels of death were becoming increasingly overwhelming and it decided that it could not go on anymore.

It is survived by its owner, Annie. Aluminum Unibody, known lovingly through Bluetooth and Sharing as “Old Mac”, was best remembered for keeping every single digital memory of said survivor’s early adult life which included key life events like graduate thesis writing, shady Craigslist NYC apartment finding, wedding planning, divorce ugly crying, and Netflix binging.

It has since been replaced with a new Macbook Pro (retinal display!) which has now been unoriginally named “Annie’s Macbook”.