Be Afraid, Be Very Very Afraid.
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The driveway is being rechipped, there are many workmen with tackety boots being forced /shamed, into wearing ankle length elasticated plastic baggies before hirpling indoors for tea and biscuits - many, many rounds of tea and biscuits - if I don't make it to Heaven, I know that working the counter of the tea and biscuit rung of Hell will be my eternal damnation. That Sisyphus has got it easy.
My shoes are nervous, many who have gone before have been lost to the clashing rocks of Cotswold Buff. Oh I know, # white girl problems.
The driveway is being rechipped, there are many workmen with tackety boots being forced /shamed, into wearing ankle length elasticated plastic baggies before hirpling indoors for tea and biscuits - many, many rounds of tea and biscuits - if I don't make it to Heaven, I know that working the counter of the tea and biscuit rung of Hell will be my eternal damnation. That Sisyphus has got it easy.
My shoes are nervous, many who have gone before have been lost to the clashing rocks of Cotswold Buff. Oh I know, # white girl problems.
These are emerald green not teal, aye life really is that grim up North.
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