This used to be a pretty doormat.

Out submitter in Chicago notes that, remarkably enough, within a day or so of this note being posted (or rather, secured with packing tape to the floor), the oh-so-pretty doormat magically reappeared!

(I’d like to imagine that this was the stolen doormat in question.)

related: Wrath mat

extra credit: How to keep a doormat from being stolen (metafilter.com)