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Rachel Lynch, the blonde alien on the lower east side hits up our wears.

"Your shit bums me out. Seriously. Don't be useless be a cheese burger. Give flowers to your girlfriend and eat tortilla chips on top of the table. Holiday treats were made for food fights. Frosting and the munchies. Higher than you. Blonde alien status. I wish I had a dollar for every time you bored the hell out of me. Lots of love and holiday cheer. Duh."

www.ihateblonde.com

Burger Jumper - in store now
Bone Me T - in store now
Cat sweatshirt - in store now
Beanie - in store now
Lego Ring - in store now
Shit Cap - UNIF
Human Aliens - Jeffrey Campbell