Sean Lowe

@SeanLowe09

You may remember Bachelor Sean from looking all sorts of hot on Emily Maynard’s season of the Bachelorette. On the show, he did things like write Emily’s daughter a letter, pretend to live at his parent’s house and other boring stuff that I can’t remember. On Twitter, he tweets as SeanLowe09. Sean’s Twitter profile shares the following:
“I love the little things in life like good food, road trips, TX country music and great conversation. Most importantly, I love Jesus!”
Let’s hope there are some cowboy hat wearing “foodies” who keep their pants on during the fantasy suite date.

Giant sock buns, Bethenny Frankel, darkhorses… it’s on. Sean Lowe is 29-years-old, blonde, tan and buff. We open the show with him “pumping iron” 80s film style and rehash his “emotional journey” on The Bachelorette while skipping stones on the ocean. Really? I was surprised there wasn’t a depression scene with an Adele song, a window seat and a rainy day.
Before they show us America's next victims of reality television, Sean and Ari pretend like they're best buds and share Teddy Brewskis while talking some mad Bachelor smack.

Meeting “America’s Most Eligible Bachelorettes”
Here’s hoping Alfredo Angelo for YM Magazine provided glam prom dresses for the girls. Here we go:
Desiree, Bridal Stylist - "Des" has cute bangs and clearly already owns her wedding dress. Her and Sean make wishes with pennies in the fountain together. I kind of like this girl. I definitely think she's down with unicorns and the like.
Tierra, Leasing Consultant - "T" is a leasing consultant who dresses like Peg Bundy, owns a puppy and is clearly a former cheerleader. I think she might be the "Blakeley" of this season. I really hope she gets really drunk on one of the episodes, she looks like she'd be a sloppy party drunk.
Robyn, Businesswoman/Gymnast - Robyn hails from Houston, TX and seems like she is all business. She also performs gymnastics routines in her adult living room. Fresh from Bela and Marta Karolyi's gym, she barely makes her way through a backwalkover as she tried to Devil Went Down to Georgia her way over to Sean.
Diana, Salon Owner - Diana's a single mom of two and pretty adorbs. I liked her side braid.
Sarah, Advertising Exec - Sarah's an amputee and an advertising executive. She went with a short dress and black heels.

Ashley P., Hair Stylist/Naughty Novel Reader - Ashley is horny. She's horny in her bio and even hornier when she meets Christian Grey. She gets bombed during the "cocktail party" and tries to have a threesome on the lawn furniture. Seriously, this girl NEEDS her own reality show. She also fell down the stairs. Ashley P. is my favorite.
Leslie P., Political Consultant (Receptionist) - She's looking for a southern guy to knock her up and get her the hell out of this DC "political life" she's pretending to lead. She's pulling out all the stops and brings the pigskin as ammunition.
Kristy, Model - Kristy is a 1994 Ford model. Not like a Ford Taurus, like a Ford magazine model. But honestly, girl looks like she's from 1991 and should be cracking open a Crystal Clear Pepsi. She's got the big hair, the masculine jawline. Seriously, where do they find these girls?
Ashlee F., Professional Organizer - Ashlee clearly has OCD. It probably drives her freaking nuts how her name is spelled. She was adopted, likes church and wears a lot of makeup when she fake exercises. She rocks a red dress for the intro and compliments Sean's handsomeness.
Jackie, Cosmetics Consultant - She put her "mark" on Sean with some red lipstick. Trashy.
Leslie H., Poker Dealer - I think Leslie is a 79-year-old woman trapped in Michele Obama's body. Upon meeting Sean she used the word "hunk" and the phrase "Holy Toledo" in a matter of thirty seconds. Now that I think about it, being a poker dealer, she probably spends most of her time with the over 60 set.
Daniella, Commercial Casting Associate - She has hair like Kei$ha and looks like she has loose morals. Her introduction consisted of some weird handshake that didn't go over too well. Definitely top 5.
Kelly, Cruise Shop Entertainer - She's from Nashville and she sings, and she sang through her intro, just like she does on the dolphin deck at work.
Katie, Yoga Instructor - Katie has a perm and wants to get namaste, I mean nasty with Sean.
Taryn, Health Club Manager - I've already nicknamed her "Trainwreck Taryn" she kinda looks a little like Emily Maynard and seems like she's got a few issues. She's clearly feeling "left out" and trying to mask it with not being competitive.
Catherine, Graphic Designer - I think it's Catherine's first day in a sparkly dress. The camera had no interest in her.
Lacey, Graduate Student - We didn't learn much about "Lace" in the intro episode. So I guess I'll have to tell you about my cat Lacey who died in the dryer when I was a sophomore in high school. I came home from CCD, walked into the kitchen and asked my mom if she had put someone's sneakers in the dryer. I bet you can guess the end of this story. There were no sneakers in the dryer. Poor Lacey.
Paige, Jumbotron Operator - She's a KissCam operator and a leftover from Bachelor Pad and loves appearing on reality television.
Amanda, Fit Model - I wonder if she's a fitness model or model that's used to actually fit clothes.
KeriAnn, Entrepreneur - Showed up at the intro party as some sort of Stevie Nicks Black Magic Woman character. Shiz was weird.
Brooke, Community Organizer - Brooke has some Rihanna hair color thing going on and made some animal noises as she nuzzled Sean's neck in the first five seconds of meeting.
Ashley H., Fashion Model - She's wearing seafoam and Swarovski and looks like she just left her prom date under the Lombardo's chandelier. I think she's a "fashion model" in a mall "fashion show" sort of way.
Selma, Real Estate Developer - We didn't learn much about Selma. This is usually sign of the darkhorse. Stay tuned.

Lauren, Journalist - Hometown girl! Well, she's from Cranston, RI and is a former Pats cheerleader. Point Lauren! However, she tries to play the Italian card in that annoying way. Yeah, because that's what us Italians do, we just threaten people.
Lindsay, Subtsitute Teacher (unemployed) - She got drunk and showed up in a wedding dress to the introduction. No, but seriously, I think she was hitting the glass bottle of scotch in the limo. Yes, turns out she was wasted. Amazing.
The Twist:
Quirky and cute Kaycee B from Ben Flajnik's season joins the 25 ladies to woo Sean's heart.
Not making it past the cocktail party: Hometown gal Lauren, Paige the Kiss Cam operator, Carnival Cruise Kelly, Ashley the "fashion model" and somebody else, maybe Black Magic Woman. I'll get back to you. Oh wait, it was Anastasia Steele.