Update: Where the *%&@! am I?

Right here, I swear! You don't believe me do you. I probably wouldn't either, if I were you. My last post in (cough, cough) August I talked about how I was going to be back in the blogging/sewing saddle. Such lies, apparently ;) So what the bleep have I been doing all this time?? This: And this: Are you shocked? I am. Let me give you the full rundown. You may have noticed (or