Sh*t You Hear in the Office Before 4th of July Weekend

It’s the Monday before a long awaited holiday weekend and the office is buzzing. Have you ever been in an NYC office with girls before 4^th of July weekend? If not, here’s some of what you’ll hear…

• Are you headed east for the weekend?
• My juice cleanse delivery is 25 minutes late.
• Can I purchase a gym membership just for the next 3 days?
• What did you buy this weekend for the 4^th?
• What time are we catching the Jitney on Thursday?
• Can you send me a picture of everything you’re packing?
• What are you wearing to the white party? Is cream considered white?
• I’m so pale. Want to get a spray tan with me on Wednesday?
• My waxing lady is off for the holiday. HELP.
• It’s a short week and Thursday doesn’t count, so it’s pretty much a three day week.
• Can I crash at your share house this weekend? I’ll pay my way in beer and wine…
• It’s day one of my cleanse and I’m starving already.

What are your plans for the 4^th?

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