Roasted Scallions with Pork Chops

The tree is trimmed, no small feat considering I hauled it into my place solo and hoisted it aloft. From the front no one could tell that it is leaning slightly askew, but I did not have the heart to take it down and reposition the stand. Instead, I decorated it with white lights, pretty baubles, and shoved it closer to the wall so no one will notice my slight miscalculation. The fact