Furrnal Exam

Hey, Smitty! Come downstairs! Mom laid her quilt on the floor and it's time fur us to examine it.

So, I've given it a cursory walk-through. Looks like everything is in order.

I've already done the snugglability test.

I'm a stickler for snugglability, you know. This one is roly AND poly!

You don't often find both together, so I'm giving it an A on snugglability.

Check it out for yourself, Smitty. See what you think.

Geez, Smitty. Have you been hunting gophers in the compost pile again?

Man, you need to do some work on your furs there, my friend. You've got some serious stinkum going there, Bud.

So, Gracie, there's something bothering me about this quilt.

Did you see this cat?

Mom quilted stripes onto it, but that's just wrong. Whoever heard of a stripedy cat? Just think about those other cats we know. Take Uno, for example.

He has patches like you, Gracie, although I'm saying that's one seriously butt-ugly cat.
And think about that big cat, Bob.

You know the one who caught and ate the red dot and then grew gargantuan? Yeah, that one. He has spots like me. So what's up with Mom quilting stripes on that garden cat? That's just wrong. Weird, man. Whoever heard of that?

I see what you mean, Smitty. Obviously, an impropurr use of stripes. She said she wants to enter this one in the next Oregon State Fur. We should probably let her know furst.

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