JULY 5, 2014

IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW ACTOR MARK WAHLBERG OWNS A RESTAURANT CALLED WAHLBURGERS?

TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:

READ IT BEFORE YOUR SIGN IT.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

MOTHERFUCKER MADE FLOUR AND ALCOHOL OUT OF POTATOES. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

TOURIST ATTRACTIONS THAT TOTALLY LIVE UP TO THE GODDAMN HYPE. more»

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

WORK LESS, LIVE A SHIT TON MORE. more»

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

SHAKE IT LIKE A FUCKING POLAROID PICTURE. more»

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

MAKE AN XKCD-LIKE GRAPH, GODDAMMIT. more»

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

21 NOW EXTINCT FUCKING LIFEFORMS. more»

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

ALOHA, BITCHES. more»