Beat Babe: Divergent

Shailene, Shailene, Shailene,

Who are you?

Where are you?

Are you southern?

Once upon a time, you were in a movie with George Clooney.

But now, you are divergent.

Once upon a time, your star was shining bright in the cold clear night.

But now, you are divergent.

Once upon a time, you were thin, had perfect skin, and could have been my twin.

But now, you are divergent.

Once upon a time, you were in The Spectacular Now, and were quite well renowned.

But now, you are divergent.

This movie looks fucking horrible.

Please get your shit together.

Rebels.

Die.

Young.

Have you seen Kate Winslet’s nipples?