Fake Studies That I Wish Were True (#342)

After yesterday’s heavier post, it’s time for a lighter one. Introducing… FAKE STUDIES THAT I WISH WERE TRUE: 1. Drinking red wine, coupled with a wine and cheese plate per day, will lead to thinness and longevity if done daily over a ten year period. 2. People who get their lives together in their 40s often admired by their peers and experience renewed skin coats that give them the appearance of youth. 3. Studies show that being stuck in traffic for 1 hr per day makes you a more patient and compassionate person. 4. Blogging leads to monetary gain over the spans of a lifetime. 5. Staring at a computer for inordinate amounts of time enables…