Follow Friday: This Is Halloween
Happy Halloween! Have a great weekend!
What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
JerryThomas Eventually, we’ll all be dead on the inside on the outside, too.
rstevens do the Germans have a word for the relief you feel when you are outbid on eBay?
morninggloria Hoping this year I see some really great sexy penis Halloween costumes.
annetdonahue The only true sex symbol is Prince’s.
annetdonahue Lassie? What is it boy? What is it? Is it… about ethics in gaming journalism?
palinode Marvel is making a Black Panther movie! Probably get Benedict Cumberbatch for that one too.
beanmoriarty People who like to run: how?
tinynietzsche Sleeping giant spiders eat eight humans a year, but you don’t see them whining about it
cloudypianos Murder, She Cross-Stitched
redherringbear State of Affairs? You mean California?
InfiniteChicken Ability to make all blue things tan for a few microseconds #LameSuperpowers
InfiniteChicken Invisible feet #LameSuperpowers
TrivWorks Power to tweet the same thing twice Power to tweet the same thing twice #LameSuperpowers
InfiniteChicken Ability to teleport Julio Lopez, 42, of Cuernavaca, anywhere you want him. #LameSuperpowers
InternetEh This Friendsgiving will be Mexican food. We have dubbed it Cinco de Gracias.
kerihw Writing tip: Your characters should always be in conflict maybe one always pushing custard pies into another one’s face.
madcaplaughs30 Your test results came back. Double negative. I’m so sorry.
Home_Halfway “Kenny log-ins!” ~ Kenny Loggins every time he signs into a website
EmilyHenryWrite When you’re grieving, you’re actually supposed to wear the same clothes you’re always supposed to wear: your flannel Christmas pjs.
libsnyds can’t wait to talk to some kids at a career day someday so i can tell them that the most important thing is to have a snack drawer
GlancesNods Pull my finger. #UselessMedicalAlertBracelets
DrMaldoror THANKS, OBAMA. #UselessMedicalAlertBracelets
timeblimp No Scrubs #UselessMedicalAlertBracelets
DrMaldoror I tampered in God’s domain. #UselessMedicalAlertBracelets
baconlvr23 Update my check-in status on Facebook to ER. #UselessMedicalAlertBracelets
Spatula8 Please see my drug allergies on my anklet. #UselessMedicalAlertBracelets
dennis_raggs I voted #UselessMedicalAlertBracelets
heymermaid Life Hack: Literally every Benedict Cumberbatch role becomes 10x better if you imagine Indira Varma playing that role instead
MrsTomServo Stumbled upon an Internet argument that ended in apologies & mutual respect, and maybe I didn’t survive that car crash?
BeTheBoy How long do you think the line would be for a Punch Donald Trump Booth?
johnmoe Needed to Google something about Duran Duran and typed both the Durans just so you know you’re following a smart guy.
gobmentcheese Are you there God; it’s me Margaret Ann Estevez De Las Acosta Ortiz Del Toro Sanchez la Espinosa.
biorhythmist I try to eat one big meal throughout the day
SeanOfUT My dance crew gave me a new name. They changed it from No CoordinaSean to InspiraSean since I inspire others to take proper dance lessons.
danforthfrance Promoted tweet for the Saturday Night Live MasterCard, I am reporting you as offensive.
shinyinfo I eat at IHOP for their clever tweets! Def. not because they’re the only place open around here after 10 PM.
jillgengler Getting emails to my 8 year old, encouraging him to learn to “crack cyphers.” This is the kid who gets the fridge and the freezer confused.
ImAmandaNelson My kingdom for a creepy, drugged-out Lorde Christmas album
hellolanemoore “i think i look my sexiest when i’m getting ready for bed in the winter” –no one
markleggett With her final breath, the last teenage survivor of the apocalypse whispers “We were wrong… Our parents were… actually very cool and funny…”
Molly_Kats I’d pay someone an obscene amount of money to put my duvet cover on for me.
LaurelKS More jam thumbprints. I could make these in my sleep. And I wish I would. Then I could have them for breakfast.
louisvirtel Right now Taylor Swift is feeling like a bad-ass about releasing an album on a school night.
sarcasticvoice “I don’t think gravy train is that important”–what I overheard my roommate saying/sign I should get my ears checked
adamrensch weird how i can play piano but can’t make a tweet without s atupsid typo
libsnyds VOTED MOST TOPICAL TWEET OF OCTOBER 2014: the pumpkin spice latte gave creepy rob lowe ebola
Rikidus This year for Halloween I’m going 20 pounds heavier.
shot_of_cabo The fault lies not in our stars, But in out manual RTs.
andrewmorrisey I can’t believe I made it through today. Or any of the other days.
Nathanpehler Don’t Answer the Phone, It’s Probably a Telemarketer #RejectedHorrorFilms
Slumber_Partay Children of the Korn Concert #RejectedHorrorFilms
Nathanpehler The Six Cents #RejectedHorrorFilms
timeblimp That’s One Ruthless Pelican #RejectedHorrorFilms
HyenaEars “we’re not so different, you and I” (talking to towel that is draped over the sofa)
cloudypianos Someone called me from a private number at one in the morning. I think it was Tom Hardy.
usedwigs Just fixed my vacuum using a rake. I’m both proud and ashamed.
KarenKilgariff “Homeless gondolier, civil war fife player, sad Annie Hall, The Crow’s anorexic brother, fedora dick” -how LA brunch waitresses remember you
EmilyHenryWrite Considering Mary was, like, 13 when she gave birth, we’re really lucky Jesus wasn’t named Jeauxlenaydelynn.
BugginWord Clean up on aisle me.
daemonic3 Oh, this tattoo? No, it’s not Chinese characters. It’s my name and order from my last Starbucks cup.
testicleas They call me DJ Vu because I play every song twice.
jonnysun my phone autocorected “im bored” to “im boring” and i was like, yeah
GrantTanaka kicking mom’s belly inside her womb: adorable
kicking mom’s belly outside her womb: felony
papasuncle I don’t just love bread, I knead it.
JessObsess I say, “I’m starving” a lot for someone who can live off their fat deposits for 3 months or more.
RailbirdJ I just an Amish man reading the newspaper while he was driving a buggy. We don’t need technology to be stupid.
Ash_ruda If i had a dollar for every time i thought about you… I’d start thinking about you
amy_wood “Um, I was promised spooktacular savings” – me to the drugstore cashier
MrsTomServo Base your band name on popular web searches. Take it from us, The Windsor Knot Tutorials (formerly Do Black People Get Sunburns).
InternetEh For some reason “sausaging” is a word in my phone and I don’t know why
Toaster_Pastry While you were wasting time on Twitter I was busy taking a nap.
markleggett Today I intervened in a duck/duck fight, then I prevented a duck/cat fight. This is exactly what I thought my life would turn out to be.
BeTheBoy If I hadn’t updated my phone I could use @slackmistress charger. I reached too far! This is just like those plays by that British guy.
SocialExtortion Every time a burrito falls apart on me I’m like “same”
theleanover The secret to my success? My galoshes are filled with New England clam chowder! (Success rate: 0%)
FrankTheDoorman You can only get Ebola through the exchange of bodily fluids, so if you contract Ebola in a bowling alley, you have other issues to resolve.
morninggloria CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON THE INTERNET! (hands you your prize, the internet, which is a box of rats eating each other’s faces)
drewtoothpaste City of Columbus did not approve my traveling Halloween attraction “Haunted Honda”. Who ran into it so much? Ghosts. They’re ghost dents
StanCarey Verbing weirds language but adjectivising is where things get really suffixy.
kerihw Went to Subway. Can’t handle it. Too many decisions to make. Do you want this, do you want that, mate I’m not even sure I wanted children.
donni Work hard, play soft as shit due to exhaustion from working hard
biorhythmist “Well there’s some things you should know: first off, if you see gum on the street, leave it there. It’s not free candy.”
Smug_Lemur I’ve already run out of Halloween candy. That’s two days ahead of schedule. Well done, me.
1followernodad My vision board is just the wrappers from 8 different kinds of artisanal sharp Vermont cheddar cheeses.
mitdasein Figured out my Halloween costume. I just need a hospital gown that closes poorly in the back.
libsnyds Can’t wait for Easter so I can make a topical Eggbola joke.
waferbaby Tried to book an “abdominable ultrasound” instead of an “abdominal ultrasound.”
ramenfuneral do your ears hang low? do they wobble to and fro? are you a victim of medical malpractice? you may be entitled to compensation
sbellelauren i’m awake! please respect my privacy during this very difficult time
Taaaake onnn beeees
(Take on bees)
Taaaake beeeees onnn
(Take on bees)
Ooouch I’m stuuuuung
Too many Beeeeees
heyguyscameron ANOTHER first date ruined by an old lady pointing at me and screaming EL DIABLO
nice_mustard before mcdonald’s i bet “don’t buy cheeseburgers from a clown” was a pretty hard and fast rule
CallMeDraper Oxford Dictionary in the streets. Urban Dictionary in the sheets.
Cheeseboy22 I’d actually love riding the It’s a Small World ride if the dolls sang Paradise City.
What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
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