Follow Friday: Waterpark

Today’s photos are from a trip to our local water park, wherein we mostly did not get in the water. Have a great weekend!

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

drewtoothpaste 2017: All “apps” have been reduced to a collection of icons which accumulate numbers inside red dots. Tap to remove the red dots. Good job.

rzarosco The leaves are changing it’s like I don’t even know them anymore

ActualPerson084 TILDA SWINTON HAS FOLLOWED YOU INTO A CRAWL SPACE: AN EXHIBIT AT MoMA

cally295 The Dentures of Zelda #ElderlyVideoGames

BScottChristmas Grand Theft Horse and Buggy #ElderlyVideoGames

wgp4028 Pac-Nan. #ElderlyVideoGames

moooooog35 Words with Whippersnappers #ElderlyVideoGames

Chyld Left 4 Dead, AGAIN! #ElderlyVideoGames

LibyaLiberty Iron Supplement Man #ElderlyVideoGames

DavySunshine Need for Speed: 1997 Buick LeSabre Driving 53mph in the Left Lane #ElderlyVideoGames

asterios Super Mario Kart, but with your blinker on the whole time #ElderlyVideoGames

MyPolishFace President Evil: The Obama Chronicles #ElderlyVideoGames

bossy_bootz Strangers are just people who haven’t annoyed you on Facebook yet

theseantcollins Star Wars Episode VII: The Brand Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: Return of the Content Star Wars Episode IX: The Spice Must Flow

errdayhustlah Kidnapping is far less pleasant than the word implies.

kerihw (Hedgehog meeting) -OK remember, if trapped, curl up into a ball. If there’s fire, curl up into a ball. If.. -Curl up into a ball? -Correct.

joshjs My favorite thing about the Internet is how lifelong friends can move far away and still be part of my life on a daily basis. That or porn.

rzarosco Imagine a Kanye West in every box on Hollywood Squares

telephase Vote straight ticket? I do write-ins for every candidate AND proposal.

adamisacson A huge majority of my fellow citizens just rejected my entire worldview and sense of how we live in a society. Otherwise, I’m fine, thanks.

bombsfall Oh I’m not allowed to livetweet this dental procedure? I wasn’t aware you also wanted to drill holes in my FIRST AMMENDMENT RIGHTS. #fascism

sad_tree (high school reunion) Yea so I’m the guy that puts the air in bags of chips. I breathe into each bag. That air is my breath

RaccoonLady_ Activia #UnwantedHalloweenTreats

LukeCulpitt Free U2 Album #UnwantedHalloweenTreats

borforall Windows Explorer #UnwantedHalloweenTreats

DarylBertrand Sock full of apple sauce #UnwantedHalloweenTreats

keereeay The realization that the taste of candy on the tongue is only a temporary respite from the relentless march of time #UnwantedHalloweenTreats

kibkibs started from the bottom now i’m here (near the bottom)

KatiePryde Plumber: Looks like you have hard water. Me: You mean like ice?

MrWordsWorth Parents are complaining that ABC ran a sexy Scandal after Charlie Brown last week. Said one parent, ‘Wah wah wah wah wah.’

huntigula *interrupts convo* What!? A hoodie AND fedora in one? Don’t be ridiculous! haha but seriously I have a trunk full of fedoodies, real cheap

dragnut I’m doing God’s work. The lazy son of a bitch.

1followernodad I woke up at 4:37 am and wrote myself a note that just says “Best Queso-nario” with a time stamp.

TheNextMartha The DMV may take hours from me but I get the last laugh by leaving my weight the same for 25 years.

TheThomason Vote, not because it’s important or because lots of people told you to, but because *I* told you to. I want the credit. I need this.

Gary_Bainbridge Thirteen kinds of milk at that cereal restaurant. I can only think of four, and one of those is from a bat in Doctor Who.

donni Sick of giving myself rides everywhere.

biorhythmist I hate when my trail mix gets down to just the yellow Starbursts.

tremolo_ Wanna feel old? I died 10 years ago to this day.

maxlavergne your honor, we the jury are transitioning to a freemium business model. unlock our verdict for $4.99

meganamram This Venn guy was sure bad at drawing circles next to each other.

achewood Ah, Chuck Norris. The poor man’s man’s man.

oodja HELP ME FUN SIZED SNICKERS, YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE

marlespo The community match feature in Word With Friends feels like Nerd Tindr.

murrman5 (determined not to have any awkward silence during date) “so, what’s your favorite part of a banana?”

BedheadBunny Mad at your coworkers? Just set your microwave popcorn for 30 minutes and casually leave for the day.

Killermann You, dude on the bus, I see you picking your nose, but you’re not gonna find love in there.#DudesGreetingDudes

hannahrosita “Smile, man! How can you frown with all that good looking privilege?” #DudesGreetingDudes

Hurgledurf WHAT ELSE YOU GOT IN THAT BEARD, PAPI?! #DudesGreetingDudes

Killermann *high-fives stranger* Damn, nice aim. You must play a lot of Halo, because you’re obviously an angel. #DudesGreetingDudes

joebyer “Daaayyum, does that neckbeard go ALL the way down???” #DudesGreetingDudes

IntergalacticQ “My Brother! My Brother! I just jogged from across the street when I saw you to say nice toes” #DudesGreetingDudes

WigCannon If you press your cat’s nipples in the correct order it will turn into a dragon. Prove me wrong.

Cheeseboy22 Biblical fact: Grimace was created from one of Ronald McDonald’s McRibs.

KLobstar “In the divorce you want to ownership of Miles Davis?” (so close to microphone theres feedback) Miles Davis is a tamagotchi your honor

matthaig1 WRITING TIPS: 1) Stare out of window. 2) Feel a bit sad. 3) Open a Word document. 4) Stare at its Arctic blankness. 5) Go back on Twitter.

ecareyo Happy birthday to Hello Kitty. May your reign of horror continue.

chicksafire TV pitch: MYTHBUSTERS, but for all the far-fetched scenarios and excuses your kids give you for how something got broken.

UncleDynamite “Lock bathroom door, watch light blink on. Put forehead on ceiling & distend belly. Spray urine on everything.” – every passenger before me

biorhythmist Sorry I didn’t fave any of your DST jokes, it’s been a long day.

snazzmania “you learn a lot about a man when he has a squirrel in his shorts” -my dad

amydillon It’s 8:30 but it feels like 9:30 because of the time change and 10:30 because I’m over 35.

Cheeseboy22 My feet are still sore from taking my son trick-or-treating on Friday. Went barefoot to make all those people smell my feet.

michaeljnelson If a foreign enemy could somehow make every American city believe their team had won a championship, we’d burn America to the ground.

tbhjuststop A haunted house for teenagers where you just yell at them “WHAT COLLEGE ARE YOU GOING TO WHAT ARE YOU MAJORING IN WHAT CAREER WILL YOU HAVE”

sbellelauren i almost ran a marathon once but nothing after the carb loading part seemed fun

momopface I can’t wait to see what my cat does with the extra hour.

muffpunch I just sang “Let It Go” in this Mexican restaurant and I think everyone is traumatized.

ProfJeffJarvis to;dr too outraged didn’t read

topaz006 Kid knees #OddMedicalAilments

NicLewis Vague intestines. #OddMedicalAilments

DingeySexton Republicunt #OddMedicalAilments

DingeySexton Under Aren’ts #OddMedicalAilments

BadRonen Audrey Hep burns #OddMedicalAilments

borforall Portis Head #OddMedicalAilments

borforall Andy Dick #OddMedicalAilments

badbanana Use your extra hour tonight for something educational. I, for one, will be trying to figure out who or what is Ariana Grande.

jauntyloki A pen is not mightier than a sword, but it still hurts if you stab yourself with one.

Jake_Vig I stood near a nuclear power plant and then bit a spider, and now the spider writes amazing tweets.

behindyourback Dominoes is one marketing campaign away from just bringing you a pizza every morning unless you call to stop them first.

libsnyds How to pick up women: 1. ask “do you want me to carry you?” 2. if they say yes LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS that last part is CRUCIAL for back health

MommyMG Yesterday I got a journal to remind myself about my aspirations & interests beyond parenthood. While I was asleep the kids destroyed it.

markleggett Did you know that you share 93% of your DNA with slugs? Like, just you.

stereowilliams Handed out Ricola again this year. Sure, the kids complained, but I think they’ll really appreciate me in about three weeks

milpool__ I used to eat cat food when my mom wouldn’t let me have a snack before dinner, but to be fair, we all experimented in high school.

shinyinfo I want a girl with a short shirt and a loooooooooooooooooong Netflix queue.

loather me before afrin: “what do they mean, afrin is habit forming?” me after afrin: “OH MY GOD I CAN SMELL THE STARS”

Handflapper That smell? That’s just me. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

egreco I accidentally hit reply all. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

LostCatDog For sale: Scary baby shoes #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

harrisj Your picture becomes a meme #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

shinyinfo The hardest part about purple eyeshadow is trying not to look punched in the face.

markleggett How many bees do you think you’ve seen over your life? 100? 1,000? 1,000,000? Nope. One bee. It’s the same damn bee every time.

robfee Everyone in horror movies: *loud scream* It was probably just the wind *a ghost flies across room* Just the wind *dog gets cut in half* Wind

morninggloria where are they now: my pants

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!