some weird things
I'm 25 weeks pregnant and here are a few things I've been doing:
>>> Running into walls. Like seriously ... running smack into walls with an arm or a leg or sometimes my entire body. I have 17 bruises to prove it. Dan laughs every time.
>>> The other day a coworker brought in leftover baby shower cupcakes (we have four pregnancies in our office right now ... August, September, November and December. If you don't believe the saying "there's something in the water" ... well, you better believe it.) So anyway, this coworker brought in cupcakes and I immediately grabbed one and DEVOURED the entire thing. Then 10 minutes later I went back to get a second one and noticed something crazy.
>>> Running into walls. Like seriously ... running smack into walls with an arm or a leg or sometimes my entire body. I have 17 bruises to prove it. Dan laughs every time.
>>> The other day a coworker brought in leftover baby shower cupcakes (we have four pregnancies in our office right now ... August, September, November and December. If you don't believe the saying "there's something in the water" ... well, you better believe it.) So anyway, this coworker brought in cupcakes and I immediately grabbed one and DEVOURED the entire thing. Then 10 minutes later I went back to get a second one and noticed something crazy.
The cupcakes had little plastic baby bottles on them. Hmm. That's strange. I don't remember a plastic bottle. You should have seen my face while standing there, trying to comprehend this. During our next ultrasound, if the sonographer sees our baby holding a miniature bottle, we'll know why. Oh but wouldn't that be adorable?!
>>> Picture this: A coworker and I eating lunch together in our break room. There were brownies. But apparently nothing to cut the brownies with. So said coworker grabs a plastic spoon to cut the brownies with. I looked at her and said, "What are you doing? We don't have any cereal?" Guys. I meant to say "We don't have any knives?". But clearly cereal and knives sound exactly the same. Pregnancy brain much? I got some good, loooong stares for that one.
>>> This is what I took for lunch yesterday: A big bowl of peas and green beans soaked in butter and lemon pepper. And three rolls. Then I happened to find a packet of sweet and sour sauce in my desk. I was dipping my green beans in sweet and sour sauce and my roll in my peas before I realized that ... THIS IS WEIRD.
Please.
Take me back to non-pregnancy (non-crazy) land.
I'm ready.
-the girl who swallowed a miniature bottle
>>> Picture this: A coworker and I eating lunch together in our break room. There were brownies. But apparently nothing to cut the brownies with. So said coworker grabs a plastic spoon to cut the brownies with. I looked at her and said, "What are you doing? We don't have any cereal?" Guys. I meant to say "We don't have any knives?". But clearly cereal and knives sound exactly the same. Pregnancy brain much? I got some good, loooong stares for that one.
>>> This is what I took for lunch yesterday: A big bowl of peas and green beans soaked in butter and lemon pepper. And three rolls. Then I happened to find a packet of sweet and sour sauce in my desk. I was dipping my green beans in sweet and sour sauce and my roll in my peas before I realized that ... THIS IS WEIRD.
Please.
Take me back to non-pregnancy (non-crazy) land.
I'm ready.
-the girl who swallowed a miniature bottle
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