dear target

Stop it.
I really like my husband and would like him to stay married to me. And I'd really like my son to get to go to college one day.
So really. Stop it.

This is when I said "Porter, do we really need this GIANT Pouf?" He laughed. So I took that as a yes.
So now this giant marshmallow is sitting in our living room because we have absolutely nowhere to put it in our teeny tiny house. However, it was marked down from $70 to $20 and the whole "saving $50" got my head spinning and before I knew it this crazy thing had made its way into the cart with P. Honestly, I'm not even quite sure what you use a Pouf for. Do you sit on it? Do you prop your feet up on it? Is it just for decoration? Maybe I can use it as a dog bed for Sherman? Does anyone need a Pouf?
And just in case you want to go buy any of this other crap much needed stuff:

Fedora with denim bow On clearance for $7 in-store (from $13)

Salmon striped tote On clearance for $12 in-store (from $25) I'll be using this to carry in Porter's cloth diapers from our new clothesline. And to fetch my eggs from the chicken coup. Kidding. But actually I'm not. Dan really does want to get chickens.

GIANT Pouf On clearance for $20 in-store (from $70!)

Color Block Woven Basket On clearance for $18 in-store (from $30) Dan almost didn't let me keep this. I'll show you why soon. I might have a small problem.

Geometric striped tote On clearance for $11 in-store (from $25)
Did I mention this yet? STOP IT.