Things I Don’t Get

These aren’t things I hate. I just don’t see what the big damn deal is.

• Pro sports
• Dr. Who
• Kate Winslet’s acting
• Neon clothing and accessories
• Jackass and Tosh.0 and shadenfreude directed toward strangers (actually, I do kind of hate these)
• Keira Knightley
• Boyfriend jeans
• Gerard Butler
• Indoor skydiving
• Skydiving

But Elmo in a tutu? I totally get that.