David Lee Andrews

I LOVED DC'S 'SELFIE' MONTH

Yes, my friends. The title of this article says it all. I just loved those gimmicky covers provided by DC Comics during their self-titled, 'selfies month'. And do you know why I loved them so? Well. They were fresher than a naked hooker on a summers day. They were more modern than a Star Wars convention held in the future. Plus they also gave me the opportunity to now do what I do best. Take the Mickey out of them. Hey! It beats me reviewing 'Futures End', doesn't it?

No. We're not lesbians,
but we're sure united. Wink-Wink

Why are you smiling, brat? I've just
busted you for possessing cannabis

Hold on a minute, John. I'm not that
much of a poser, poser.

My third hand is stuck up Hal's butt.
Thus the smile.

Suck my speed, super-sap!
Just not my pungent flatulence.

Guess what, suckers?
My tits are firmer than hers!

There. Now my pussy will be shown all
over the internet. How original.

Hey, fellas. Our new GL
has one hell of a fine ass!!!!

Where did you get that camera-phone?
This is the 1960's, Robin! They haven't
been invented yet!!

If you pull another silly face,
Aquaman, I promise I'll get that shark
behind you to bite your balls off

If Catwoman can show her pussy,
then I can certainly show mine.

I love a good beaver shot.
Especially the way it winks back!

This post is tagged in:

More posts from David Lee Andrews