Science Class Rap: I Like Big Rocks

I have to take a moment to share the creativity of my son, Jasen (or as we like to call him, "Rhyme Master J"). This is the rap he wrote for science class this week. It's a remix of "Baby Got Back".



I like Big Rocks by Jasen Melville
I like big rocks and I cannot lie No others can deny There’s metamorphosis, sedimentary and igneous
Metamorphic rocks form from underground, so give me a pound Sedimentary rocks form from layers, but they aint no football playas Igneous rock forms from magma, but it aint my mama That’s how the rocks form, so stay in your dorm And get ready for the brain storm
I like big rocks and I cannot lie No others can deny There’s metamorphosis, sedimentary and igneous
Metamorphic rock forms in high pressure and a really high temperature Sedimentary rock forms from sediment and it could use a new apartment Igneous rock forms from cooling lava, but it’s hotter than a cup of java
And that’s my song; it’s cooler than the emperor’s gong This song is better than honey, plus it’s a little funny