BAN SAD Desk Lunch

As anybody who works within the confines of four walls between the hours of 9 and 5 knows, sad desk lunch means eating last night's leftover casserole at 1PM and then fishing those leftover's leftovers out of your keyboard. The precious mid-day lull is the most popular form of social isolation and this Michael Cera look-a-like from The Atlantic is on a mission to stop the madness. I, for one, did not know that 65% of Americans eat lunch at their desks, or don't take a break at all. One has to ask, is this how you want to die? Eating a half busted microwavable burrito in front of a twitching computer screen? Deprived of any and all vitamin C and surrounded by an amalgam of smells emanating from others who, too, are eating sad desk lunches? I am a victim of the sad desk lunch epidemic. With the obvious allure of Seamless, you'd have to light a fire under my ass to get me up, out and to the Chipotle mere steps away from this building. But now, here I am, reevaluating how I spend my lunch break partially due to the video, and to the supplementary Tumblr. You live and you learn, right? Feature Image via The Gentlewoman, shot by Benjamin Alexander Husebn

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