Remember that Style.com Video Series?

There are three more videos, which have been published in the last two weeks, for your viewing pleasure or conversely dismay depending on whether you like clogs, thick sweaters and dresses that really should be viewed as long form blouses you haven’t met yet. The three installments tackle how to wear oversized sweaters and knee high boots and the aforementioned blouses. They were filmed over the summer and as a result might require brief, relatively benign addendums but the nuclei remain the same: be weird. And wear what you want.

Now that it’s colder, you might want to consider wearing socks inside your clogs. Or forgoing the backless shoes all together in the name of either sneakers, loafers (glitter socks mandatory) or boots that are short enough to be covered by the bottoms of your pants but long enough to conceal any skin that might try to wander out of the temporary marriage of shoe and pant. I like this one pair by Givenchy, which you can find on Yoox for $362.

I’m sticking to my guns pretty definitively on this one and probably adding a black overcoat.

Finally, I’m opting out of mid-heels transplanted directly from the set of Dancing with The Stars and instead suggesting either mid-heel boots, which by rules similar to those of the first pair are tall enough in length to cover whatever skin might be primed to reveal itself between the bottom of your jeans and the top of your foot.

Do you feel like you learned something? Or should I punch myself now?