Dad just posted this ripper on Facebook:
So, they have landed a washing machine size hunk of junk on a comet.
I am so impressed… Not.
Why would you want to?
To study the origins of the universe?
Simple.
There was this big mother-fucking bang, all the shit went everywhere… and here we all are.
(His words, I just corrected the grammar.)
It’s made me laugh far more than it was supposed to, really.