the week before the week from hell.


I wrote this post whilst sitting in the library on Wednesday, about ready to punch someone. Please, enjoy. I have added pictures just to prove that I am in fact skipping showering. Seriously. I'm not kidding.
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My friends, we are presently right in the midst of Week 5 at Uni. Can you even begin to comprehend what that means?!
Allow me.
Someone snuck a sausage roll into the library. The beautiful, beautiful smell of fat dipped in pastry wafted into my nostrils and made me feel that kind of happy that only comes from, well, sausage rolls and having your back scratched. Things are getting really dire around here. People are walking around with coffee pumping into them through drips. Peering over my cubicle in this here old library, I can see a lot of unwashed, oily hair.
It's that time, right before the week from hell. Week 6 is when everything starts to be "due". I personally have assessments/exams/essays due on April 11th, 13th, 15th, 17th and 19th. In fact, there are TWO things due on the 17th. Can I just ask that we all take a moment of silence to really appreciate the nightmare that that is? I sincerely hope, for the sake of all of humankind, that I live to tell the tale of those two weeks.
I am most definitely going to share photos of how I look during that time. SEE BELOW. I am going to skip showering and skip actually communicating with humans. I really hope that you all enjoy that particular time in my life. I hope it makes you all feel wonderful about how things are presently going for you. That being said, in return for providing you with an unimaginable level of happiness and laughter, I kind of expect you all to shower me with gifts.
I told you I would.

I wear size 8 shoes, I like handbags and blue pens, and the thing I want most right now is a Mac computer. So you know... Hop to it.
Speaking of hopping, hope everyone had a wonderful Easter weekend (see how I so wonderfully and intricately made a connection there? That whole Easter bunny thing is such a good segue.) If you're wondering, I did nothing but eat chocolate and poke Albus. He reeeeally loves his new home...
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And just a picture of Albus for good measure.


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