she's homeless?

So, if you're wondering where I've disappeared off to, it's to the wonderful world of apartment hunting. Finding an apartment in Manhattan is no easy task, in fact, I feel that there are forces that govern this metropolis to ensure people DON'T find apartments the first, let's say, 150 times. Whatever the case, my situation is looking pitifully dire, and I better settle on one soon before I find myself sitting on the sidewalk with two suitcases and a sewing machine.