The husband has great ideas
He’s been all hopped up on the ‘roids this week. Every March, we have to add in a vet bill to our budget because without fail, he get’s a horrible case of the itchy scratchy allergy attack. It only lasts for a couple weeks, but he will chew himself until he bleeds.
You may now resume eating your breakfast.
The steroids make him a little sleepy and if you know Jack Russell’s that means something.
And just in case y’all think he’s a perfect gentleman…
I’ve had a couple days off from work this week, so that means extra time to hit up the trail for a run. Or just practice the beach bum lifestyle. Don’t worry while you are all enjoying your weekend off, I’ll be slaving away at work. Though, I wouldn’t really be calling it work, Bob.
Everyone keeps telling me this winter has been unseasonably warm and I keep reminding them that ignorance is bliss and therefore I am blissful.
Running has been going good, my paws are feeling back to normal and I’m doing a race this weekend so I’m pretty excited about that.
Can you believe our house doesn’t have a pantry? Yah, it’s kinda crazy but my husband is a smart one and picked up a wire rack from Costco <-freaking love that cult oops I mean store.
Just ignore that white patch on the wall. This space was supposed to be for a stackable washer/dryer and I despise them so we patched the dryer vent and I’m too lazy to paint it. I want to put a long curtain up as a door, but Mike’s not a fan of that idea. Weirdo.
I spent the afternoon in OCD heaven organizing everything. I am fully away that I have issues, let’s just roll with this one.
Another great idea Mike had was to send me shopping for a new Garmin since mine has been on life support for awhile now. I picked out the Forerunner 220 because it’s cute, functional and has real time tracking so if Mike sees me running 56 MPH he will know I’ve been abducted by a homeless murderer. Or just hitching a piggy back ride on a Kenyan. It is mind blowing how fast they are! They win all the big races.
Anyone racing with me this weekend? Which race, what distance, give me the scoop!
If you have a GPS watch, which one do you have? Do you like it?
Humor me! Tell me something funny, offensive, anything!
