adult things are weird

you know what's weird? the general progression of life. stop me if you've heard this before but i can't be alone in thinking this. like when did we all of the sudden become adults? and start doing adult things, no less? like getting married, having a car payment, buying a house, having babies, etc. etc. etc.
i can't be the only one that logs onto facebook every now and again and is confused when they see a person they went to high school with and they've just popped out a child and then you're all "welp, there's another teen mom." and then reality comes crashing down around you and you're like "wait.whoa.no. she's not a teen, she's turning thirty this year." and then you're all "WHERE DID MY LIFE GO?" because i know that it's totally normal for people to be having babies and doing other adult things but apparently, for me, it's difficult for my brain to process.
but the point to this is is that it's halloween. and halloween is the day that my best friend in the whole entire world was born. and it's weird because it's the first time like ever in the history of all of our halloweens spent together that we will not be black out drunk together. and it won't be for lack of trying (at least not on my part). but she's doing the grown up thing where there's currently a womb creature wriggling around inside of her.
the days of old were most excellent. the days of party refs, dorothy, that red sox fan steve bartman, a devil in a blue dress, a construction worker, and a chicken are over.

but really this weekend is minneapolis time. thank goodness gracious because that means nikki time and also matt's bar because jucy lucys and beer for me but just a jucy lucy for nikki. and really all i want to do for halloween is lay on the couch in our sweatpants while we wait for the pumpkin seeds to bake and watch hocus pocus. because an exact replica of sophomore year halloween in college when we weren't real adults would be my dream. because now we're old and married (and only half of us is knocked up) and it's too much work to go to madison for halloween and avoid getting trampled and tear gassed like we did that one year. instead we will just do things like nap, get married, and be pregnant (not me, her).