My Funny Stories

My friend and I were in the same room. My friend was watching a movie, and I was playing MVP Baseball. I was playing against the computer and I hit a home run with Bobby Abreu who was playing for the Phillies at the time, and I said the words "home run" joyfully. My friend who was watching the movie said, "You're not kidding." He thought I was talking about the movie where there was a love scene in the movie that he was watching. It was pure coincidence that I happened to hit a home run while the movie was on television.
One time when I was at my cousin's house we were playing smack down v.s raw on his xbox and he was always beating me until I finally pinned him down and won the match. I got up from the bed and started jumping up and down and as soon as I could remember the ceiling fan hit me right acroos my forhead and sent me flying down to the floor. I was humiliated infront of them. the next morning I woke up with a huge bruise.

Duck: By Fizykaa (Own work) CC-BY-SA-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 via Wikimedia Commons
My brother and sister rescued an abandoned baby duck. They raised it until it was a young adult, then decided to release it into a beautiful lake at a nearby college where there were lots of other ducks. They took the duck there several times, but, every time they would try to leave, the duck would run after them, quacking and flapping its wings. One weekend they tried again, and took the duck back to the lake. My brother was dressed in khaki colored shorts and a red shirt. A jogger happened to be running by them on the jogging trail, and was dressed in the same colors. The duck, thinking it was my brother, began running and quacking after the man. My sisterbegan running after the duck, trying to catch it- but it had too much of a head start. The man, the duck and my sister were all running in a line down the trail. People were stopping and watching to see what would happen. My sister became afraid that the duck would go too far in the wrong direction, and become lost, so, after a few minutes of chasing the man and the duck, without luck, my sister yelled to the man, "Mister! Could you please stop running? My duck thinks you're my husband!"