Dear Anne Curtis- by Ira Panganiban

Please note that I did not write this letter :3 Posted this here on my blog since it is quite fascinating and I enjoyed reading it.
Cheerios

Dear Anne Curtis,
Judging from the way you get drunk, I would assume you are a wild person under the influence of alcohol.
Nevermind that you are idolized by millions of young Filipinas who would love to be like you when they grow up. Not that Filipinas grow very tall, just when they get a bit older.
Slapping three people in sequence because your toilet door got bumped is the height of hubris, thinking yourself so special that no one can rattle your space or they shall get hurt.
I would assume that you are like this only when drunk so I will accept your apology in behalf of the three celebrities you humiliated while making an ass of yourself.
Now, would you mind if any of the three decided to bitch slap you too when they get drunk as I am sure one of them would love to right now, just that they are just too civilized, even when drunk, to do so.
Yours drunkenly,
A Lover (of alcohol)