THINGS WE THINK ONLY HAPPEN IN DARK COMEDIES ALSO HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE

© Serban Cristea

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I know, I still have a few bazillion hours to practice until I can make a proper cat eyeliner (no, I am not going to use a make-up artist because I want to keep things real around here and in real life if your name is not Oprah people don’t get a makeup artist every morning). However this is not the matter at hand at this hour (4 am).

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Editing these pictures I remembered that I still have my own story from bed to tell you for the Paravion.ro’s s contest (you can win a trip for 2 to Amsterdam – details here).

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It was a few years ago, I was still living in Arad. One room from my apartment had a mezzanine – that was the bedroom area. I had a cat, Super Miti if you recall it – pictured somewhere here in the blog, can’t find the link right now. Well, this devilish creature was/is very playful. As in it destroyed all my favorite necklaces the one time I left him alone for one day.

What is really important to understand in this particular situation was that that night a had a…guest, who was pouring some drinks under this mezzanine area when Super the cat jumped on his head. The poor man screamed and I jumped scared…I jumped from the mezzanine down as in 3 feet down, broke a toe and had to rush to the hospital. And so my night went from dreamy to screamy in no time thanks to this wonderful habit humans have of keeping a pet. A CAT pet!

And when I think it took me one hour to fit in that lace corset #thewatermelonboobsthing – now I’m older, I have given up, lycra simple ones rule.

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Well, since Paravion.ro is celebrating their Hotels section and they have challenged us all to tell a few stories from bed…that just was one of my multiple stories related to this comfortable piece of furniture.

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If you want to win a trip for two to Amsterdam here’s what you need to do:

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• tell your bed story using any of the Paravion.ro media channels – blog , Instagram, Twitter, Youtube or FACEBOOK using #povestidinpat and #paravionro hastags

• then send your link with the text, video or photo that you posted to [email protected] with the subject “Povesti din Pat Paravion.ro”

• in the email make sure you include a link to a hotel you liked from the Hotels section of Paravion.ro

• deadline – 30th of April – read the terms and conditions here

If someone broke a leg when falling or jumping out of bed, I want to hear about it! Maybe I will not be the only idiot alive!

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Morodanette