10 things you don't want to hear after fashion week.

1. Where are the models!??? Call time was at 7:45 am.
2. I am on the guest list.
3. Berlin is the new New York.
4. I am fashion design student at (please insert random fashion school in Berlin).
5. I am a photographer.
6. Oh, look male models.
7. Do I have to go to a fitting?
8. Berlin has so much potential.
9. Next season I will have a sponsor.
10. OMG, Tilda Swinton is in town.