We had frozen pizza for dinner — cause we are classy as fuck.
I look over at Chris’ plate, and I realize that he has put cheese on top of his pepperoni pizza.
Me: Why did you put more cheese on your pizza?
Him: Because it’s good.
Pause.
Me: Are you going to even try to eat better? (We are always talking about cleaning up our diet, and we always end up doing shit like eat pizza.)
Him: It’s pizza. It’s already a jumble of fat and calories and shit.
Me: You don’t have to add to it. I mean, you might as well throw a hamburger right on top of that.
Him: I’ll have you — oh my god, that would be delicious!
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