2015 SAG Awards, Part 2
Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches!
Best Dressed: UZO ADUBA
gown by Angel Sanchez
Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty
Lovely on an epic scale. Those shoulders are just divine, and the earrings are probably being protected by three armed security guards but it’s worth it because they’re AWESOME.
Honorable Mention: VIOLA DAVIS
gown by MaxMara
Photo: O’Connor-Arroyo/AFF
A simple gown, but not a boring one. Not when Viola Davis brings all this fucking glamour to the table. She looks incredible. Also, How to Get Away With Murder returns tonight which means it’s shameless plug time! Join the snarky party.
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
gown by Erdem
Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage
That color is simply perfect on her, and the silhouette says “look how gorgeous and glowing with magical pregnant powers I am.” And that’s obviously a good thing.
DANIELLE BROOKS
gown by Christian Siriano
Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP
Loving every bit of this. Christian Siriano dressed half the cast of Orange is the New Black, and made nearly every one of them look like an A-lister. It was an impressive showing over, and Taystee in particular tore it up.
EMMY ROSSUM
gown by Armani Privé
Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty
The color of the gown is exquisite and the sparkle to it is lovely. But I can’t help but feel it’s a teensy bit predictable. The stunning necklace helps, but the center-parted hair does not.
EDDIE REDMAYNE
suit by Prada
Photo: Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic
I am all kinds of obsessed with this Oscar de la Renta dream of a gown, but I wish it were just a bit shorter. And it really calls for a better hairstyle than whatever Tatiana’s working with here.
ANNA CHLUMSKY
gown by Escada, jewelry by Solange Azagury-Partridge
Photo: Theo Wargo/WireImage
I’ve been staring at this picture for days and I still can’t figure out if it’s straight-up ugly or strangely enchanting. Thoughts?
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
gown by Thakoon
Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage
Ugh, whatever. Call me when you wear a color.
MAISIE WILLIAMS and SOPHIE TURNER
Maisie’s dress by Self-Portrait
Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty
ARYA AND SANSA TOGETHER 4EVA!!! LOOK AT SANSA’S HEART-SHAPED SHOES! I’M GOING TO BREAK MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON!!!!!
SARAH HYLAND
gown by Vera Wang, jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz
Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage
I think this neckline is kind of awkward, and the skirt is cheap-looking. Sorry, darling. Try again next year.
JULIE BOWEN
gown by Georges Hobeika, purse by Rauwolf
Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty
No. This is what Kiernan Shipka should be wearing to the SAG Awards, not Julie Bowen. Also, what is happening on top of her head?
AMY POEHLER
gown by Jenny Packham
Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty
Lovely but unremarkable.
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS
gown by Monique Lhuillier, jewelry by Fred Leighton
Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage
Equally lovely; equally unremarkable. Ugh, come ON, funny ladies that I worship. Try just a little harder to surprise me.
MELISSA RAUCH
gown by Pamella Roland
Photo: Ethan Miller/Getty
This is what you wear when your bat mitzvah falls on Valentine’s Day.
GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE
gown by Giles
Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty
Brienne of Tarth is serving up 1920s fierceness from the neck-up like nothing I’ve ever seen before. But this dress was clearly destroyed in a vicious battle moments before she took to the red carpet. Everything below her waist is just an explosion of awkward seams and wrinkles.
JULIA ROBERTS
jumpsuit by Givenchy, jewelry by Tiffany & Co.
Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage
I love a good suit on the red carpet. However, this is not a good suit. This looks like Julia Roberts just took off her biker helmet, having stolen all those tacky turquoise jewels from a rival gang of 90s-A-listers-turned-bikers. (Their leader is Elizabeth Hurley.)
SOPHIA BUSH
gown by Vivienne Westwood, jewelry by Irene Neuwirth, purse by Edie Parker
Photo: O’Connor-Arroyo/AFF
Did she put this on backwards? How is it possible that a Vivienne Westwood dress is draped this terribly? Someone needs to get fired for this.
LAURA CARMICHAEL
gown by Vionnet
Worst Dressed: LAVERNE COX
gown by Johanna Johnson, purse by Judith Leiber, shoes by Stuart Weitzman
