March Fabness 2015, Round 1: Givenchy Bracket
Dianna in J. Crew; Léa in Prada
Dianna: I am way too hungover for this.
Léa: It’s like 4 in the afternoon, Dianna. Get your shit together.
Dianna in Cushnie et Ochs; Léa in Prada
Dianna: Like you could possibly understand.
Léa: What does that mean?
Dianna in Carolina Herrera; Léa in Miu Miu
Dianna: You’re French. Aren’t the French immune to hangovers, and all other inelegant things in the universe?
Léa: No. We just know the perfect cure for a hangover.
Dianna in Osman; Léa in Prada
Dianna: Oh, do you? And what is this miracle cure?
Léa: A blunt and a Bloody Mary.
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. NIEVES ALVAREZ
Lupita in Calvin Klein; Nieves in Elie Saab
Lupita: Isn’t it just a beautiful day to be alive?
Nieves: I suppose.
Lupita in Fitriani; Nieves in Zuhair Murad
Lupita: Cheer up, Nieves! We’re in a fabulous fashion competition and you’re like, the most famous model in Spain.
Nieves: True.
Lupita in Calvin Klein; Nieves in Elie Saab
Lupita: So what do you have to be so glum about?
Nieves: I’d rather not discuss it.
Lupita in Elie Saab; Nieves in Antonio Berardi
Lupita: Oh, come on! You can tell me! What’s wrong?
Nieves: God, can’t a girl get some privacy when she’s trying to un-wedge a wedgie on the red carpet?
OLGA KURYLENKO vs. ELIZABETH BANKS
Olga in Michael van der Ham; Elizabeth in McQ
Olga: The name’s Kurylenko. Olga Kurylenko.
Elizabeth: Hm? Oh, hi there. Sorry, I was so caught up in my own matchy-matchy gorgeousness that I kind of forgot you were there.
Olga in Dior; Elizabeth in Roland Mouret
Olga: Well, pay attention! I’m here to kick your ass, after all.
Elizabeth: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Olga in Matthew Williamson; Elizabeth in Leonard
Olga: What are you laughing at?
Elizabeth: Oh, nothing. Just the mere concept of you actually believing you have a shot in hell at defeating me.
Olga in Ralph & Russo; Elizabeth in Elie Saab
Olga: You do know that you’re not ACTUALLY Effie Trinket, right?
Elizabeth: HOW DARE YOU. I WILL BE EFFIE UNTIL THE DAY I FUCKING DIE.
TAYLOR SWIFT vs. LIZZY CAPLAN
Taylor in Aqua; Lizzy in Marchesa
Taylor: You look familiar.
Lizzy: … Really? I can’t picture Taylor Swift watching Masters of Sex.
Taylor in Oscar de la Renta; Lizzy in Roland Mouret
Taylor: Ew, no, I totally don’t. But… holy shit… ARE YOU JANIS IAN FROM MEAN GIRLS?!?!?!
Lizzy: *silence*
Taylor in Monique Lhuillier; Lizzy in Valentino
Taylor: OH MY GOD YOU ARE. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD. Can you do me like the biggest favor on earth and just say “crack”? Like, just once, and then I swear I’ll leave you alone?
Lizzy: Well, if you PROMISE to get off my back about this… fine. CRACK.
Taylor in Oscar de la Renta; Lizzy in Donna Karan
Taylor: OH MY GOD AMAZING. You know, people think I’m a Regina, but I really relate to Janis. I was a total nobody in high school too.
Lizzy: Oh, yeah. I’m sure that you were really unremarkable as a fourteen-year-old with a fucking record deal. God, you’re insufferable.
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