2015 People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet Rant
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Ja the top is ugly AF, but I’m really here to talk about those shoes.
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Pointed shoes are from the devil. The only time they’re semi-okay is when:
A. You only have one toe-cleavage and not four
B. It doesn’t look like you will need to go to the emergency room to have them removed
C. They are still in the box and not on your feet
Ariel Winter
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Yoh neh, that jacket is nice and big to accommodate all those daddy issues.
Portia De Rossi
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The one on the far left is the reason you should never tell a girl, “You’re so pretty – you can wear a black bag and pull it off!”
No. No you can’t.
Anna Faris
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“You can totally wear this bridesmaid dress again!”
No. No you can’t.
Who is this even?
stylebistro.com
Either floral-print on its own, or tulle on its own, or mesh on its own, or sequins on its own.
NOT ALL OF THEM TOGETHER, ever.
Gina Rodriguez
Want more? Don’t worry, I’m warming up for the Grammy Awards, Golden Globes and Oscars.
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