Carrie Anne Castillo

Follow Friday: Community Sale

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Today’s post features photos from the trip Isobel and I took to the annual community sale. It was a girls’ day treat! Have a great weekend!

What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

Edcrab_ If you point out racism, you’re the real racist. If you point out sexism, you’re the real sexist. I pointed out a dog, now I am the real dog

tigersgoroooar Kim Jong-un looks like he would host the North Korean version of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.

morninggloria “He went to Jared!” she sobbed, shocked to awaken on Christmas and find that her husband had left her for her accountant, Jared Goldberg.

drewtoothpaste (pounds fist with raccoon) Yeah man it’s like I always say… Rabies before ladies

kerihw actual text i have received IF NO IDEAS MAYBE GET DAD HAMMER LOVE MUM

BillCorbett Finished @serial and can’t believe they totally caught the guy and the final ep was mostly a huge battle where giant eagles saved the day!

Jackclemens1 The real war on Christmas is my 2 year old plucking ornaments and throwing them at things including my head

torgospizza While we’re at it, can we get North Korea to do something about Adam Sandler movies?

woodmuffin “Don’t try it til you knock it! haha” -my catchphrase working at the door section of Home Depot, until i got fired/murdered

aparnapkin Thanks for your continued support, bras

TheDairylandDon Damn. You FINE. What grade level you read at?

krisstraub OptomeTryst: Legend of the Sexglasses

iboudreau #WorstDateIn5Words Why are we at Chuck-e-Cheese

alexanderchee More than once I’ve thought, “thinking about Ancient Aliens really seems to mess with your hair.”

KingRainhead boy: you have really pretty eyes…

me: *suspicious* thank you…???

boy: *leans in slowly*

me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!

Reverend_Scott Any coat is reversible if you don’t give a fuck.

TimmyPumpkin (nasa) we can put a man on the moon, but not a giraffe??

technician: it’s not possible!

make it possi *lab coat falls off revealing giraffe*

LHGarrett When God closes a door, he opens a window. Where there’s carpet, he puts down newspa–Ok wow, he clearly thinks you’re a bird. Just be cool.

OhNoSheTwitnt All I’m saying is you don’t hear Jews complaining about “the war on Hanukkah” and there actually was one.

mattsai If you were wondering, basic bitches are women that have a pH over 7.

msdanifernandez Ladies and gentleman of the jury, please let it show that my client was not at the party that evening because she “literally hates everyone”

SomeChrisTweets Dragging my 3D-printed dog around the park.

kevangilbert Accidentally coined the term “Flotation Mark.” It’s either: 1) A buoy in the shape of quotation mark 2) A new term for “air quotes”

VioletThunk Good on ya, public restrooms that blast music. It fosters desirable illusions.

JimGaffigan A preschool holiday party remains the most efficient way to get the stomach flu.

writtenper Just opened a tampon with my teeth, in case you were wondering where I am emotionally.

joshjs bold words from an italic man

000___000 very mature of us to talk to the human beings who live within swimming distance. proud of my nation

slackmistress It’s what’s on the inside that counts: a rapidly decaying skeleton surrounded by an aging sack of flesh.

donni The boys are back in town (they all moved back in with their parents)

OhNoSheTwitnt You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m telling you why. Life gets worse when you’re an adult.

UncleDynamite Sorry about the rug, but you can’t expect me to pass a small dog without pretending to noisily eat it alive.

sad_tree Hey guys I figured I’d make a best of #2014 list too so here it is best cheese of 2014: All Cheese Congrats. See ya next year

vforrestal All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t stop morning from coming again

olinj I have achieved peak meme. I can do no more today.

introvertedwife You know when the ancient evil finally gets its hands on the forgotten relic? That’s me with clicky pens. Never give me clicky pens.

OfficeofSteve Worf Mother #SciFiBands

ChristofPierson Battlestar Metallica #SciFiBands

TrivWorks Death Star for Cutie #SciFiBands

SupermanTweets 2001 Direction: A Space Odyssey #SciFiBands

TheBenWells System of a beam me down, Scotty #SciFiBands

pauldanke My Morning Spacesuit #SciFiBands

WookieOnUnicorn Millennium Falco #SciFiBands

rebeccawatson She & Them #SciFiBands

heykarlin I, Robert Palmer #SciFiBands

bumlaser Last night I had a dream in which it transpired that I had invented toilet paper. In 2014. People were very excited.

oodja I just can’t even pants today.

jenlaw_11 patiently waiting for the day that I sneeze into my hand and find a tiny Magic School Bus

michaeljnelson Hey, who among us hasn’t humped a shoe thinking it was a turtle? Right guys? Right? Who’s with me? #WildRiffOff

morninggloria “You should buy you loved ones chocolate diamonds, razors, and cars.” – Christmas commercials/ insane people

vladchoc I laugh when a bird smacks into a window, but quite honestly if one successfully opened a magic portal and got through I would be terrified.

loather “She cut in front of me in line, your honor. So I had to throw my purse at her head.”

“Not guilty! THIS WOMAN IS A HERO!”

*parade*

goldengateblond I think it’s time to vacuum. The dust bunnies have broken into gangs and started warring.

Ristolable Families from Alabama are called Alabamlies.

BeTheBoy OK, which one of you clowns wrote “become death destroyer of worlds” at the bottom of my To-Do List?

thebestjasmine I don’t want Joe Biden to run for president, I just want him to be Vice President FOREVER.

asterios REJECTED CAMPBELL’S SOUP TAGLINES:

-The Soup That Fills The Void!

-America’s Least Poisonous Soup

-The Perfect Soup For Your…”Needs”…

ModernSauce Ok I kinda dig the lapkin idea… what does that say about me? Lapkin dreams on ‘wipe your mouth on your sleeve’ budget.

danforthfrance I’m not saying America has a gun problem, but which shooting are we talking about?

vforrestal but how do i say no to a 50 cent book?! i mean, a book that COSTS 50 cents. not a book ABOUT 50 Cent. though i’m sure he’s lovely also.

missambear protect your original content by any memes necessary

pleatedjeans (on picnic making out w/girl)

(sultry voice) Is that a duck in your pants or are you jus-

(yellow bill pokes out zipper/steals her sandwich)

NicestHippo Look, have I failed at everything I’ve ever tried? Yes. But did I let that stop me? Yes

EmVeeGreen Gift wrapping status: considering putting all gifts in a black garbage bag with a note on it saying “SUCK IT”

anbrll00 Who called it a strip club and not a dollar store.

calluptome It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

shinyinfo Somebody did unfollow me once because they THOUGHT I was a quality library twitter account but all I did was say a lot of swears.

MassageByTed The silver lining to all the pee on the floor of men’s restrooms is that they eventually become federally protected wetlands.

stevelibrarian Having children means discovering what terrible taste you had as a child.

TweetsByTheTony Just my annual reminder that Gremlins is, indeed, a Christmas movie.

tarashoe hello men and a woman, what was your weekend. yes mine did well. so much weather we have. perhaps too much. time to make work, goodbye today

thomas_violence im that guy at the party that tries to act all intellectual but accidentally gets trapped under the house by gnomes for a thousand years

VaguelyFunnyDan Get fired up for fatness™ this holiday season.

boring_as_heck it’s cool how in the 1800s i could have died from a wolf attack but now i’ll probably get hit by a car while googling “rope swing fails”

SomeChrisTweets Long hair don’t care. Long hair maintain emotional distance. Long hair have been hurt too many times before.

kellyasterisk I got home and my cats went upside down and I was like yes I agree everything is ok

vornietom Walk into the club like whatup who wants to hear some carols

abasketofcraig Write a horror novel in which a man finds that his arms are tired even though he has no memory of flying in from anywhere.

NicLewis Cerberus. #RejectedElvesNames

columbiacomic Elf Ron Hubbard #RejectedElvesNames

NoirPoetograpy Cripling Depression #RejectedElvesNames

jamccaffrey S-Elfie #RejectedElvesNames

pontiuslabar I doff my cap to you, Santa who robbed a San Francisco bank during SantaCon.

bredalot “Why are all these grown women reading YA?” Because girls do things in it. That’s it! That’s the whole secret.

pontiuslabar Even if they told me to get out of the taqueria because the call was coming from inside the burrito, I would still eat the burrito.

pontiuslabar Companies who say, “For roughly the price of a cup of coffee” to sell their service drastically underestimate how much we love coffee.

papasuncle I always cut in line. It’s amazing how a knife makes people get out the way.

vornietom 1994: gonna blow my Xmas money on sweets

2004: gonna blow my Xmas money on booze

2014: gonna blow my Xmas money on underwear with no holes

michaeljnelson Just for fun I recently took a vocational survey. It said I’m best suited to “creative writing” or “building a team of child pickpockets.”

souphead Misplacing the $20 you tucked into your bra means feeling yourself up at work.

jerryRenek People know to back the fuck off if I’m doing the Jethro Tull flute solo pose.

adamgurri I am become Santa, bringer of presents.

Cheeseboy22 Thanks for the $20 card to Macaroni Grill. Here’s your $20 card to Olive Garden. What was the point of this again? ~ Coworkers at Christmas

morninggloria It’s always Xmas when you’ve only got 140 characters.

UNTRESOR And a “please don’t perform a ritual sacrifice in this Wal-Mart” to you good sir!

UncleDynamite If you live long enough, you’ll see a squirrel fall out of a tree onto its side, say something like Oof! and slink away in shame.

EmVeeGreen My Dyson is filled with holiday spirit. Sorry, PINE NEEDLES, it’s filled with pine needles.

shutupmikeginn Fun Prank: mail your neighbor photographs of an old doll until they move.

shariv67 Starve a cold. Feed a fever. Humiliate a rash. Flatter a migraine. Friendzone diarrhea. Date cramps. Bring anxiety home to meet the family.

theleanover I wear @GUESS jeans because they really accentuate my adult diaper. #FashionWizard

danforthfrance I just found seven stamps on the street! Thank goodness you don’t have to lick ‘em anymore.

NicestHippo I don’t have people who like me, only people who don’t hate me yet.

tastefactory (Batman at Best Buy) *loudly* I’m buying this Xbox for my good friend Bruce Wayne, who’s not me, btw.

yaboydil “New year, new me” I say as I finish peeling off the top layer of my skin.

shariv67 I may not have an advanced degree, but I do know how many balloons it takes to make a chihuahua fly.

ibid78 How’d the date go?

-Good, then I tol-

You told her your Teenage Mutant Ninja Star Wars story idea

-Plot twist: Darth Shedder’s their father

bimadew *out of bed clothes and showered pre-1pm on a Sunday* *takes photo for posterity* *sellotapes it into family bible for future generations*

lianamaeby Stopping at a DUI checkpoint w/3 years of of sobriety under my belt while “Iron Man” played was the closest I’ve come to a superhero moment.

bizmichael It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everybody got the address wrong!

meblimp #GeminidsMeteorShower Not seeing much. Maybe the living room floor isn’t a fruitful place to look. Maybe I should turn the lights off.

shutupmikeginn As you can see, dolphins are incredible animals: just watch what happens when I fill this one’s blowhole with Diet Coke & add a few Mentos.

Cheeseboy22 My 12yo son: “Godzilla is beating Youcla.”

Me: “You mean Gonzaga is beating UCLA?”

My 12 yo son: “Uh yeah. I don’t watch a lot of sports.”

librarianninja I want a show that is just Beverly Crusher, Tasha Yar, Gainan, Janeway, and Troi. I envision it as Golden Girls in Space. #StarTrekTNG

slaughthie I just got blatantly hit on for the first time ever. It’s probably because I’m wearing two cardigans.

robfee O Christmas Tree,O Christmas Tree how lovely are your branches. Dang you a sexy tree.I like how you workin them branches. Make it clap, tree

goldengateblond In France, the Royal Family is called the Royales With Cheese.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

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