Today’s post features photos from our garden’s harvest a few years ago. Have a great weekend!
What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
annetdonahue Hotel California is probably the weirdest Yelp review ever written.
HelloCullen I don’t want to be all Gervais after 2 Spritzers but the story of God and the Devil is essentially God quelling a democratic uprising
nevesytrof On my first homebuilt computer way back when, it took forever for me to get BIOS to recognize the CD-ROM drive. I just wanted the D:
MyPolishFace hi yes I can’t come to work today I discovered photos of cats laying on glass you understand
rstevens the big takeaway from my dream last night about having to clean up after a murder is none of you helped me at ALL
trumpetcake Am I an “artisanal hat maker” or just a guy who loves folding newspapers into fun shapes?
RailbirdJ @exlibris Not having a phone means you poop in a horse barn? Holy shit, I can’t lose this thing.
wordlust I am not afternoon drinking! It’s still morning.
atrubens Tweet for well-educated sophisticates ONLY: Finnegans Wake? More like Finnegans BAKE! My man Jimmy J must’ve been smoking that STICKY ICKY
farwent Ugh, just spilled club soda and salt everywhere, no idea how to clean up the stain.
TheCatWhisprer The rhythm did get me and then threw me back.
drewtoothpaste You’re Not Going To Believe Which Celestial Body Provides Our Whole Planet With Heat And Light… And No, It’s Not Proxima Centauri!
cloudypianos Can’t stop thinking about how Mr. Darcy probably had bad teeth.
donni You can’t teach an old dog particle physics
DrMaldoror Are you all being mindful? I hope you’re being mindful, everyone. We should all be mindful together. Let’s FUL our MINDS, y’all. #mindful
shariv67 Baby, I’m gonna take your body to places it’s never been before like a meat locker or the bottom of the ocean.
mothra04 Oh Nacho Cheese, I know it’s been a while but I love how we can just pick right up like no time has passed.
MrsSchil Totally played it cool when I nearly fell off the hip adductor machine today.
MJMcKean Anne was the Shemp of Brontes. Discuss.
Ristolable I’m mad that Obama invented taxes
himissjulie getting irrationally angry about sht that probably doesn’t matter: the julie jurgens story.
ninjaandpirate “I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can not kill my loved ones with the powerful force beams that blast out of my eyes” –Cyclops
ImAmandaNelson New favorite hobby: sorting Twitter friends into Hogwarts houses
vornietom For verily, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for me to go to the Trader Joe’s on 14th St without screaming
TheLevelArc Somewhere out there is a font that’s right for me.
momopface I think every good deed deserves to be followed by an even better sandwich.
palinode Just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I became the top mortgage broker of a town called Bel Air.
MaraWritesStuff Blanket statements are always bad and should always be avoided.
InternetEh I wish my coworkers weren’t anthropomorphized Twitchy comments sections
joshgondelman Feed a fever. Starve a cold. Sob away a hangover.
slackmistress Getting a Chico’s targeted ad is my version of my lifeclock going red.
willgoldstein “Deck the halls with Buddy Holly…” – best toddler misheard lyric ever.
redsesame I just tried to put a hot tea kettle away in a cupboard, so HELLO FRIDAY HOW ARE WE DOING
DataPointed 13 Burritos You Would Rather Be Eating
coolguyzone a Keurig machine but it makes a single slice of pizza
BtotheD Dick Poop was my go-to name on Oregon Trail. From dysentery survivor to Oscar nominated cinematographer. That man deserves his own biopic.
iboudreau “Hey / I just met you / and this is crazy / but please stop preaching the gospel on this bus because I’m super hungover”
Cheeseboy22 One of my 1st grade students wore his brother’s Axe Body Spray to school today and all the girls started calling him “Giovanni.”
hellolanemoore that stage of being sick where you’re just singing Neil Young’s “Helpless” over & over again in your bed alone while staring at the wall
IjeomaOluo Can you tell everyone I died from autoerotic-asphyxiation? Death by pineapple is embarrassing.
msdanifernandez I’ve got 99 problems and almost all of them are my student loans.
FarrenSquare “When it’s bed time, you can sleep.” A four year old’s best attempt at comforting words.
figgled Things Women Over 30 Should Never Wear 1. exploding glove 2. ham sandwich 3. flaming fireplace 4. Dead bird helmet 6. shark eggs
ApocalypseHow You can tell Queen Elizabeth’s on Twitter because she ends all her tweets with #WOLO
mitdasein I’m pretty legit, but I could still quit.
MagpieLibrarian Why do teachers always have Earthlink or Hotmail emails accounts? Are they OK?
kerihw 1. Claim to have spoken to God and speak on his behalf. 2. ??? 3. Prophet.
vornietom Made my grandpa change his will to leave all his clothes to Macklemore, dude sounds like he needs them
GirlCthulhu Tired of people asking if I’d win in a fight with Mothra! WHY DO WE HAVE TO PIT STRONG WOMEN AGAINST EACH OTHER?
iboudreau This Google Glass news is going to hit the RoboCop community really hard
TySmithdrums I put marshmallows in my coffee because I’m a man, Sharon, and you are not. Go lift your weights and leave me be.
UncleKermit For a healthy person, I drink a lot of cough syrup.
missambear some dude grabbed my butt at the bar earlier so i grabbed him and introduced him to every woman there as “the guy who grabbed my butt”
HelloCullen I would request a bunch of Ambien as my last meal so I would look hardcore as hell by falling asleep at my own execution
HelloCullen “Guys not only are ghosts real but there is a big mean one in charge who doesn’t want y’all eating shrimp no more” – the Bible
ecareyo Mostly surprised I’m not a sociopath from the amount of time I spent watching the Weather Channel as a child
HelloCullen Seal Team 6 shoots my 3rd hamburger of the day out of my hands
MassageByTed After the aliens land, the one with the big head grabs my throat. “Take me to your top Yelp-rated gastropub,” he growls. “I have a Groupon.”
HelloCullen TOP MONSTER TRUCKS IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW: *The Problem of Evil *Hell Champion *Tubthumper *PuttBlug *Glen *Jeep Wrongler
vladchoc Carbin’ up for a marathon this weekend (Xena, seasons 2-4 ).
slackmistress For the price of a Starbucks Latte, you can feed a hungry kitten a Starbucks Latte.
Smorgasboredom Are you there God? It’s me, Margarine. I’m a butter imposter made from nothing found in nature and you have no power over me. Ha!
boominonion I’ll be there for you/When it’s convenient for me/ I’ll be there for you /When there’s nothing on tv
boominonion I’ll be there for you /But I won’t help you move
vladchoc You guys look really nice today. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Even if they point to specifics and speak in a booming, echoey voice.
ohhhwhoops Time to do a line of cookies.
SomeChrisTweets It is important to stay hydrated. The capsules lining your insides must continue sprouting into tiny foam dinosaurs. It is imperative.
EmVeeGreen I tangled with glitter spray paint and it won, man. It won.
scottjohnson My favorite thing about cats is how they have zero comprehension regarding their internet significance.
theleanover I’ve thought it over, genie, and I’m definitely using my last wish to add monster truck wheels to my Nissan Cube.
PJTLynch The most practical use of invisibility cloaks will be getting your lunch out of the fridge at work without someone trying to talk to you
Thndrdomesticty “Check engine” is like “PC LOAD LETTER,” but for cars.
Lilacmess Had a dream I started performing and touring with Garth Brooks. Is it because I have friends in low places?
TheCatWhisprer My secret to fighting wrinkles is just getting fatter.
theshamingofjay Sorry I forgot your name when we were introduced and right now when you’re saying it again.
weinerdog4life Keys to Success • Confidence • Business Man Suit • Briefcase full of mayonnaise
pontiuslabar But what if the pale rider is carrying a ukulele? Are we prepared for that?
VaguelyFunnyDan This is a difficult time. But in my heart at least, & in the hearts of all Americans, Guardians of the Galaxy is nominated for Best Picture.
usedwigs Unpopular Girl Scout Cookies – Sugar-Free DisappointMints – Hamoas – Peabo Bryson Patties – HashTagalongs – Raisin Blunders – Shortbeards
EmilyHenryWrite It’s just realllllyyyyyy hard to tell if a movie is any good if it’s made by a woman. So many pads and tampons getting in the way!!
MightyHunter “Why don’t you get off Twitter for awhile and focus on job hunting so you don’t have to eat your cats?” Good call, internal monologue.
EmilyHenryWrite My Myers Briggs personality type is Just Did a Load of Laundry That Was Almost Exclusively Fuzzy Socks.
Journalgirl TIL: make sure it’s a tissue from your pocket—and not a dryer sheet—before blowing your nose.
STACEYNIGHTMARE Woke up early to go shitting!
vladchoc I may not be the smartest person on here, or the best looking, or the nicest, or the most successful, but I am, loosely speaking, not dead.
What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
Pin It