Song Riddles Wrapped Inside an Enigma

I am really quite honoured to be one of the #laughlink lovelies, but there is one caveat.

Every Sunday evening I hold a gun to my head, forcing myself to be funny (dammit) for my Monday morning commitment. It’s not always easy, my friends. Anyone who tells you that holding a gun to your head will force anything out of it, let alone something funny, is lying through their arse. Unless it’s your brains, but that’s just dark. And not funny.

Let’s start again.

The truth is, I have my family and friends holding their stomachs with mirth at my never-ending stream of gags and off-beat humour (and I’m lying through my arse again). So I’m giving myself a day off. I’m sure we can all breathe a sigh of relief about this. Instead, I’m bringing to you 5 visual riddles. 5 songs that I’m crushing on at the moment, but you have to figure them out!

Go! (answers are at the end of the post)

#1 To start, an easy one for anyone who knows me, even a little bit (clue: the band who sings this song has a rather “french” name, not being funny or anything).

#1. One word.

#2 Perhaps a little more obscure, this Kiwi lass is top of my crush-buddies these days.

#2 Two words. Neither end with “bro”.

#3 The American singer of this next song has a beautiful, melancholy voice and she is a little bit hot to boot. Subjectively speaking.

#3 Two words.

#4 Perhaps more obscure, my 3 year old loves to breakdance to this 2011 Skillrex classic.

#4 One word

#5 And another easy one to finish. Let’s just call this list a Bastille Sandwich shall we? (hmmmm, happy thoughts).

#5 Two Words.

Did you work ‘em out? (answers below)

(ǝllᴉʇsɐq) poolq pɐq ˙ϛ (xǝɹllᴉʞS) ƃuɐɹɐƃuɐq ˙ㄣ (ʎǝɹ lǝp ɐuɐ˥) ssǝupɐS ǝɯᴉʇɹǝɯɯnS ˙Ɛ (ǝpɹo˥) uosɐǝS ʇnɔzznq ˙ᄅ (ǝllᴉʇsɐq) ᴉᴉǝdɯoԀ ˙Ɩ

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