Spammy

I'm getting a bazillion spam comments on one or two posts. Hopefully this isn't a sign something is wrong with the bloggy, because I actually kind of like them. The off-kilter grammatical structure juxtaposed with a completely random link is just really funny to me for some reason.

Sleep deprivation. That's the reason.

Here's a few of my favorites:

I did say I like random.

Clutch that shiz!

Can I drop you a mail? Also ... looking for a job (may I suggest copy editor? You'd rock that.)

From your lips to God's ears, SpamBot!

I'm afraid to Google "Angular Cheilitis" or why kids would be into it, but I had to include this one because it says SNORING IS VOLUNTARY.
YOU HEAR THAT, GROVER? I'M ONTO YOU.

I'll just take the chocolate, thanks. And who knew laser resurfacing was the appropriate gift for the 23rd wedding anniversary?

Penny's landing a job! I knew she could do it! BAZINGA!

Another devoted fan. And he sells canister vacuums!

Religious SpamBot can't help but pontificate. (I know real people like this.)

Overly Professional Bloggers Anonymous, here I come.
I can't help but giggle. So many lolz.

I need a life.