“I ain’t got time for puddles.”
“FroYo is kind of the worst, mother.”
“I will never be too tall or too old to be carried. It’s like what ODB said, Mother. I don’t walk, I get carried. Put that W up.”
“Mother, I want it all. Money. Fast cars. Diamond rings. Gold chains and champagne. Shit, every damn thing. I want it all. Houses. Expenses My own business. A truck, hmm, and a couple o’ Benz’s, I w...
” ‘Sup.”
“ARGH! Don’t photograph me with my mother! She’s in Jack & Jill for pete’s sake! I don’t want that hanging around my neck like it’s a novelty prop clock.”
“Back off, Butthead!”
“I’m going to be honest with you, Mother. That sign or tree or whatever it is you’re pointing to isn’t as interesting as you think it is. This should be apply to everything else in life. Also, put th...
“We all gotta go Goth sooner or later. Why not start now?”
“This is bullshit.”
“This. This is the life.”
“I wish this was like the helicopter ride at The Gathering of the Juggalos. I really could use a nice cold Faygo.”
“I am allowed an Annie Hall phase.”
“I can’t believe you’re going to the Katy Perry concert without me. I know that I’m not a fan, but I do enjoy a grand spectacle from time to time. I think I may give you the silent treatment for the ...
“I do not like this iTunes pool party playlist at all. Not one single bit. Where’s the Beach Boys?”
“I’m not sure if I say this enough, but my hair is really bangin’!”
“Ugh. Weather in Florida is the worst. Rick Ross and Flo Rida were full of shit.”
Fin.
“Shit just got real.”
“It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta wear my comfy boots on Friday. I’m lookin’ forward to this danish, danish. Friday, Friday. Wearin’ my comfy boots on Friday. Lookin’ forward to do nothing this weekend.”
“It’s my birthday! Bring me my army of baby giraffes now!”
“I’ve come here to eat all of your candy and kick ass…and you’re all out of candy.”
“Come at me, bro.”
“Mother! Stop singing that stupid Rebecca Black song! Stop talking about it, too. It’s not hilariously ironic. It’s not so bad, it’s funny. It’s not a Christian version of that dollar sign singer. It...
“I’m beginning to think that I may be entirely too old for such a thing as this.”
“I don’t care what anybody says, but I love Starbucks coffee.”
“Magnets how do they work?”
“With each sip, I feel like I’m step closer to feeling like a god. Holy Fuck! This hot chocolate should be against the law. It has the power to bring an empire to its knees. Got damn. Got damn!”
“I’m not one to tell anybody how to do their job. I, mean, look at me, I make Dubstep beats for a living, if you can call it that. This may sound a bit shocking especially coming from me, DJ SURI, bu...
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